The life & times of Miss Kaytie Marie

THE DREAD GAZEEBO HAS EVOLVED AND BECOME MOBILE

Baba yaga housing crisis

Earthbound encounter

Surskit

@egyptian-pearl-witch

I am going to break you into four pieces like a fucking kit kat

in this house we do not speak the F word

freud

the muffled ‘Call Me Maybe’ by Carly Rae Jepsen in the background is what really sells this video for me tbh

God i wanna be this cool

hmygd ITSRBTDoWNYJUNR

why is it not common knowledge that tolkien and c s lewis once went to a non-costume party dressed as polar bears

tolkien also used to chase his neighbours down the street in full viking warrior gear, and once convinced a class he taught that leprechauns are real

IS THIS TRUE BECAUSE THIS IS GOLD. PURE GOLD

Tolkien apparently went on dates with his future wife where they bonded by throwing sugar cubes from cafe balconies into people’s hats

Lewis and Tolkien confirmed for Merry and Pippin IRL

they do look like goblins

this also disregards the fact that they can still propel their jaws forward like an aquatic xenomorph from hell

why is the ocean like this

it just be like that

If you sweat in a sweater, you are the sweater.

DM: Your dreams are plagued with writhing, slimy tentacles, leaving you feeling immensely disturbed. Bard (ooc): Can I roll to see if I’m into it?  DM: Please do not.