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Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

official aromantic post

thought this would be common knowledge but if you're a male actor and you wouldn't frot with another male actor in front of the camera while moaning into each other's open mouths and drooling and making puddles on the floor you simply shouldn't be an actor. didn't think this needed to be said but i guess some of you really don't even know the first thing about acting

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

Punk is about supporting your local libraries and throwing hamsters into a river

You gotta get the hamsters to skip along the river like stone if you just chuck them and they sink immediately that's emo, not punk

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

Getting erotically strangled by an increasingly desperate girl who has no grip strength to speak of and enjoying how she sweats and curses and tries not to cry while her fingers get really stiff and sore as she tries ineffectually to dig them into the unyielding flesh of my throat, losing ten breaths for every one she prises out of me and eventually just passing out with her poor red hands cramped hopelessly around my neck (I am a large and essential jar of condiments in this scenario).

AWESOME HAHA HELL YES!!!!

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

LOVE IS REAL AND WHAT GREAT A DAY TO PROVE IT. LETS TROT

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

And that's why no one on the Internet can have productive conversations about works! Most internet analysts judge work against their own personal rubric, rather than judge it against the creator's stated goals.