Her Majesty

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

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Absolutely I do.

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

and here you are

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

aroace and shy guy cause. i mean. look at him. hes a lil guy and hes shy

Gay and Yoshi

lesbian and also shy guy, specifically light blue shy guy

ace greybiro. also transmasc/genderfluid. I rotate between the inklings boys.

Grayromantic asexual, and I main Dry Bowser. Have since I was 13.

Bi-lesbian asexual (and genderfluid), and I main Toad, although up until recently it was Cat Peach.

bi and Isabelle :3

Bisexual luigi

bi/nonbinary Rosalina

Transmasc bigender lesbian aromantic and rose gold Peach, every time, without fail

Asexual and bowser. Love knocking my opposites off the road

ace lesbain and rosalina

lesbian and Rosalina

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.