hair back, motherfucker

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard