hair back, motherfucker

Okay let’s all say our mcr song opinions that’ll make people want to kill us I’m bored

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto

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Make sure to boycott all local shows and bands btw

You can't be punk if you listen to music

You can't be punk

It's just not possible

🦠 #my crobe

Moral of The Story: What?

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"