Thoughts and Findings on a Static Afternoon

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought

Let's hold up traffic with mama!

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

there are 52 weeks in a year. there are infinite wheeks in a guinea pig