bean school? excellent!

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

"'Effect' is a noun, and 'affect' is a verb," reprimanded the schoolteacher. The students merely looked on with dull affect, bearing no genuine desire to effect change in their own vocabularies.

consider: modern AU hamlet doing soliloquies in the shower

This doesn’t require an “AU,” mate. The word you’re looking for is “staging.” And yes, this would be a neat idea for a modern staging of Hamlet 😁