just some dipshit with a pen

Laughing at the idea of Akane and Sigma as "normal" roommates. Akane leaves early in the morning to do secret things with her brother then comes home and is like "fighting terrorists is so hard" and Sigma looks up and is like "?" and Akane is like "You know you could always join us :) You'd be a real asset" and Sigma is like. "sorry I'm kinda busy trying to get my PhD" and then Akane hacks his computer for The Greater Good. Diana comes over and asks Akane what she does and Akane is like "oh my brother does stocks and I help him sometimes. Other than that I do a lot of odd jobs and volunteering" and Sigma knows it's bullshit but what can he even say? She doesn't touch Sigma's food in the fridge, he's not jeopardizing this situation

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

Okay I make perfect sense to myself

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

phoenix saying trucy's a genius and that apollo will soon come to appreciate her talent knowing he's most likely talking about the perceive ability makes me so so so mad how badly retconned apollo's bracelet was. wdym it was "vibrating" wdym it "constricted so badly it hurt his wrist" THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS AND TRUCY IS LIVING PROOF OF THAT AND IT'S A CHANGE THAT TAKES AWAY FROM HER GENIUS STATUS. like this girl was able to use the ability without having the bracelet as her training wheels at all am i crazy for thinking turning the bracelet into a magic lie detecting machine instead of the person themselves being able to detect tension is basically saying perceive isn't something one can do without the bracelet and it was the bracelet all along</3

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?