just some dipshit with a pen

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

call that attending an Executive Function

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

if a 12 year old whos learning to draw traced my art it would be such a great honor if i'm going to be for real

its always so odd when someone follows you without even liking a single post of yours. what did you follow me for mysterious stranger. what post did you like. did you like a post from fuckoff narnia years of my blog where i posted about some bullshit i don't post about anymore or a post i made 5 minutes ago

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

missing the maribelle/tharja family unit today. i think maribelle would be elated to have a daughter. she meets noire for the first time and she goes “do you play chess? violin? ride? drink tea?” and noire goes “no but im really good at throwing up in a bucket” and maribelles like “oh!!!! okay!!!!” i think she finds noire’s talisman persona charming. chrom is like “um maribelle can you please go get your daughter… she’s terrorizing the camp” and she goes “shes harmless! why do you hate women?” and he never speaks on it again. i think tharja needs a kid that will beef with her and i think brady is 100% the guy to do it. i think she looks at him and goes “what is your problem” and he flips her off. she tries to curse him but he spins his staff ninja style deflecting them back at her. he serves tea to his moms but he spits in tharjas and she knows it. and then she drinks it because it pisses him off. brady could come to love her at some point but it will not be easy and it will not come without a lot of work and a lot of arguing and i think i need some more parent/child conflict in this game. awakening gets one f bomb and its hidden in the random tharja brady PC support where he just goes “FUCK YOU” Tharja and Brady attained support level B.

Laughing at the idea of Akane and Sigma as "normal" roommates. Akane leaves early in the morning to do secret things with her brother then comes home and is like "fighting terrorists is so hard" and Sigma looks up and is like "?" and Akane is like "You know you could always join us :) You'd be a real asset" and Sigma is like. "sorry I'm kinda busy trying to get my PhD" and then Akane hacks his computer for The Greater Good. Diana comes over and asks Akane what she does and Akane is like "oh my brother does stocks and I help him sometimes. Other than that I do a lot of odd jobs and volunteering" and Sigma knows it's bullshit but what can he even say? She doesn't touch Sigma's food in the fridge, he's not jeopardizing this situation

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?