just some dipshit with a pen

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

in the discord server. making bullshit. and by bullshit I mean. aus

aight i was told to liveblog my first viewing of transformers prime and im two and a bit episodes in now. the animation style has charmed me and i gotta say angsty teenage drama and robot zombies (? i think) kinda fucks as a concept i am enjoying it so far

its like. every time i think i get the premise of it it hits you with a +1 of some random bullshit and somehow it works. like okay ive never watched anything transformers before this. but i know there's robots that turn into cars or vice versa. cool. there was a robot civil war. awesome. apparently robots can die like humans can. alright. they dont decompose or get disassembled. makes sense. hang on is that the first guy who died. hang on can the robots get zombied. dead wife got resurrected came back wrong. why would robots need a sick bay. also they kidnapped 3 children. we're 2 episodes in

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

I wonder if that’s part of the reason behind my seeing an upswing in products adding corn starch or corn flour to things that didn’t have those before? <- rhetorical question, because I’m certain that’s what’s going on.