just some dipshit with a pen

Axe end is hilarious with the reveal of baby akane is the narrator because she’s describing a woman who’s killing people with an axe as a beautiful Angel and on replays you just kind of sit there with the knoldge that you’re listening to a 12 year old girl have a bisexual awakening because a girl is about to kill her crush with an axe.

I love it when I spam someone and they start spamming me back, it feels as if we are connected at the moment lmao

anywayyy i will not be made to feel crazy or delusional for believing that people shouldn’t have to earn their place in the world. that everybody should be afforded dignity, even beauty, and life, regardless if they have ‘worked hard’ or checked a box or not. regardless of who they are and where they are born. the laziest person in the world is not less deserving of happiness than the most hardworking person. deserving means nothing. free your mind of the idea of deserving and you will begin to be able to think!!

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

woke up in the woods this morning and walked to the store. got there and my sleeve knife fell out and loudly impacted the floor. everyone looked at me and all i could think to say is "im allowed to have this" and i quickly left. im starting 2026 off awesome

What they don't want you to know that camilla fire emblem is actually awesome and cool

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

pro-tip: don't ever use the sentence "thousands of years" in your worldbuilding unless you really know what a thousand years is like

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #Made a character 10.000 years old and then had to sit there thinking 'oh god he's older than metallurgy' #Little old man rambling about how kids these days are all addicted to metal and in His day they only had rock /End ID]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks