"you still have a tumblr?"

the substance is absolutely fucking bonkers grisly gorgeous horrifying and disgusting it's cured my body dysmorphia and it's given me 7 new disorders it's me on my period it's me in my dreams it's me alone in the shower it's me chewing 5 gum it's my ego it's my mother it's my future it's my worst enemy it's EVERYTHING

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

"still punk as fuck" i whisper as i lay down in bed and reach for my plushie

a few years back my car insurance company offered me a discount if i stuck a dongle in my car that would tell them how i drive (specifically reporting hard accelerations and stops), with a base discount of 10% even if i drive like a madman up to 40%ish if i drive like a grandma. and of course naturally my first thought was "huh i bet i could make something running off an Arduino that filters hard brakes and accelerations out of the incoming data stream to get that 40% discount" and i got as far as looking up OBD2 protocols before realizing that that would just be insurance fraud. yes im an engineer raised by two engineers how could you tell

you could also try driving safer. that's a better way to do that

i live in boston

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