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the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws

I just read an article about a guy who calls himself an “independent town crier” and he just turns up at royal events and starts yelling about them without anyone asking him to

wow mood

Were in 2017 he’s in 3089

Ok why is he holdng the microphone like a fucking wine glass

femmefareeha just told you

*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

don’t try to date a woman you’re not ready for. if you can’t give her what she deserves, leave her alone

is there a reason this is gendered? 

it’s because I only care about women

me, a suicidal asshole, eating my 10th popsicle today and spinning my fidget spinner: you know what fuck depression i’m neurotypical now