What?

I’m crying

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

This has a better three-act structure than some movies I’ve seen lately.

Octopus makes a rolling armor with a coconut. [video]

Always reblog for cephalopods♡

second order tool usage. A mark of higher intellect.

Okay but is the octopus scared and using the shell as a defense and faster getaway or is it rolling down the hill…playing?

Octopuses love to solve puzzles and play. To be kept at aquariums, they must have a chest of enrichment toys, or they will try to escape.

Even with enrichment sometimes they try to escape, for kicks/to make the humans mad.

Cthulhu is wise

Ok but… WHY don’t we have a video game where you play an octopus solving puzzles in your aquarium with all your octopus skills, then escaping to the ocean?

@im-an-octopus

Smol birb wants to read too

dat me

bird: [screaming loudly into cup]

A mood

This is the lonely lesbian version of that emperor that cuts off a piece of his robes to not wake his husband

It’s me, your dream girl, in scrunched up socks and a blanket cape.

I Spy books did feel lonely, what the fuck.

They’re clearly designed by People In The Middle Of Something, but there are no people.