Vampires, Silmarillion and some other things ❤️ potentially triggering contents so follow at your own risk&peril 🙏 i do like to complain about things i dislike a lot so be also warned about this
header: Vengeance is Sworn by Francesco Hayez | icon: Vampire by Edvard Munch
since i'm getting some new followers because of my Silmarillion related stuff, here some very quick guidelines !
Fëanor / Fëanorians fan, but not anti-Sindar. i firmly believe that i can be sold any character if you present them to me in a compelling way.
i dislike every form of bashing towards female characters that get too much hate, such as Elwing / Indis / Idril / Aredhel etc etc
18+ content, discussion of ships that people may dislike like Russingon, Silvergifting etc etc.
i like both Elwing and Celeborn no bashing tolerated here.
i'm very critical towards adaptations such as the Hobbit movies, Amazon's Rings of Power, War of the Rohirrim + upcoming Gollum movie + other Warner Bros movies, due to a mixture of ethical concerns (the use of Christopher Lee's voice to dub Saruman after his death, the shameless rip-off from a fanmovie for the Gollum solo, Amazon's use of Tolkien's stories to whitewash its exploitation of workers etc) and personal dislike. i don't believe in a 'fans of x DNI' mentality, but if you follow me keep this in mind.
i don't hate the peter jackson's trilogy of Lord of the Rings, but neither i am its biggest fan. meanwhile i am affectionated to it because i've fond memories from my childhood, i think that there's value in its criticism by Christopher Tolkien.
If you stalk my blog in the attempt to frame me as a troublemaker, fuck off.
Metas & fandom submissions under the cut
my 'Witches of Middle Earth' series
Feanor | Griffith webweaving
Maeglin | Mordred webweaving
Silm x Art series
Numenor Week submissions
Celedriel Week submission
about Feanor asking for Galadriel's hair
why Galadriel stayed in the Middle Earth
why i don't think that the Silmarillion has an 'unreliable narrator'
Mairon isn't Sauron "real name"
parallels between Frodo&Sam and Galadriel&Celeborn
i do sometimes post contents that can be triggering for some people. i do tag everything just in case, but again, keep this in mind.
if i dislike a ship/a character, my dislike isn't for you personally!
i don't write many metas, but if i'll do, i'll add them to this list.
[Artwork: Maglor cast the Silmaril into the sea, by Ted Nasmith]
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& honestly there's no debate to be had the zendaya earrings are orders of magnitude worse than kim kardashian wearing that marilyn dress. yes that piece was a one of a kind unique textile made so specifically for marilyn monroe she had to be sewn into it. at the end of the day it was a ~70 year old usamerican cultural artefact being repurposed by an american for an american cultural event and everyone involved knows exactly where the dress came from + what happened to it + where it went afterwards. zendaya is wearing the looted (or forged) cultural heritage of a people her government is currently bombing & whose lives they have been deliberately making unliveable for decades to a movie premiere that has fuck all to do with iran. we don't know where those discs came from where they were found or by whom & we never will. AND the jeweller appears to have altered them substantially from their original condition. destroying a people's cultural heritage at the same time you destroy their country + their lives so you can look good on a red carpet One Time i want to fucking hurl
The earrings, worn by Zendaya at The Odyssey press tour, are believed to be 2,000-3,000 years old and come at a time when the US is bombing
An archaeologist quoted in the article says "the point of these earrings is not to showcase legitimate ancient artistry, it is to fetishize the past, to be a commodity, stolen from the elite, circulated illegally, and immorally…this is about class signalling."
I really don’t want to open this can of worms because Tumblr hath no fury like people called out on their political performativeness but it is literally driving me up the wall to watch people react to Serkis’ ‘keep Tolkien white’ commentary by insisting twice as hard that Tolkien would descend down to earth and dropkick the entire Republican party to hell or whatever, just because they want to ensure that a piece of media they enjoy isn’t seen as being morally impure. Case in point: I have seen at least five instances of Tolkien’s ‘I hate apartheid’ valedictorian address being used as a ‘counter’ to Serkis being racist, including by actual news outlets.
Except it’s only ever the ‘I hate apartheid’ line that’s shared, and not the actual quote in its full context. Because here it is:
If we consider what Merton College and what the Oxford School of English owes to the Antipodes, to the Southern Hemisphere, especially to scholars born in Australia and New Zealand, it may well be felt that it is only just that one of them should now ascend an Oxford chair of English. Indeed it may be thought that justice has been delayed since 1925. There are of course other lands under the Southern Cross. I was born in one; though I do not claim to be the most learned of those who have come hither from the far end of the Dark Continent. But I have the hatred of apartheid in my bones; and most of all I detest the segregation or separation of Language and Literature. I do not care which of them you think White.
Which is to say. This isn’t exactly the antiracist quote of the century, to say the least. This is a white South Africa born man and a white Australian shaking hands and going ‘omg we relate’ and expressing what is a very, very mild ‘segregation is not great’ opinion in order to convey his thoughts on an academic subject, ie the confluence of language and literature. Using race to make a point about his own subject of interest, in his own interest, which is, amusingly enough, what a lot of ostensibly well meaning progressive seem to be doing.
I also think that some of the general surprise around ‘what do you mean large swathes of the Tolkien fandom are incredibly conservative!?’ in lib/left Tolkien fandom is the result of a tendency in said parts of the fandom to transpose one’s own progressiveness onto Tolkien and turn a blind eye to things like, say, the Shire being a very specifically mid-century British racist construct that is very, very clear in its politics, often going so far as to insist it’s anarchist or an ideal society or whatever the fuck… and then getting really Pikachu-meme ‘but they’re misreading it’ every single time a conservative explains exactly what it is about the legendarium that they really love, and get surprised when someone uses the Shire being a racist construct to do more racism. It is 2026 let us do away with ‘I don’t see colour’ interpretations of media, I beg. Nobody is cancelling you for enjoying a book that is not kind to race. Most of the books I love are not kind to race.
I genuinely don’t have the energy to go deeper into it now because I and others have been beating this drum for ages but like man. Man. I’m not surprised by Serkis’ comment. I don’t really give a shit about what Andy Serkis says and does because if I was the kind of person who gave a fuck about Andy ‘I felt like an ethnic minority on the Black Panther set’ ‘I somehow interpreted Animal Farm in the most ridiculous way possible’ Serkis’ opinions on anything, let alone race, my life would be much sadder. I think the adaptation will be an enshittified money-grab, and I will probably embrace cannibalism when McDonalds inevitably starts giving out little Gollums with every Happy Meal. Again.
What I am surprised and disappointed by is how the liberal-left reaction to this shit is to always and forever just either pretend it doesn’t exist in the text, or is the result of a complete misreading. So seldom is the response ‘fuck me, this book has some real wild thoughts on race, let’s see how we can engage creatively with that in an adaptation’. Which has never happened. In fact, all your thoughts on Amazon and lore faithfulness and other adaption criticism or applause aside, TROP, the only Tolkien interpretation that has directly engaged with race has thus far done so very, very badly, and only on a surface level. Why?
Because the loudest parts of liberal Tolkien fandom is not interested in exploring race as it exists in the text, to explore it progressively, to engage creatively with the structural conservatism present within the very construction of Middle Earth. They’re interested in concessions that change very little: you can have your brown elves, as long as we don’t have to think about the implications of foundational aspects of our beloved world, which we relate to greatly and do not wish to think about why we relate to it beyond our own experience of encountering the text.
No, it’s always either an insistence that the Racists are Wrong because the Text is Pure, or a slight, grudging concession that Tolkien had ‘a few racist elements’ but ‘nothing like the racism of today’. Of course it’s nothing like the racism of today. Tolkien isn’t writing in 2026. It was the racism of yesterday, and it is very clearly written into the text. Tolkien is not your mildly problematic grandpa. Tolkien was an Oxford don with an enormous, wide-ranging cultural impact, and refusing to acknowledge that is the misreading, not the pointing out of or engagement with structural racism within the text.
There's also a version of this where people cite Tolkien's 1938 letter to the German publisher, ie the one where he refuses to confirm he's of "Aryan" descent and basically tells them to fuck off, as the other canonical "proof text" that Tolkien Was Not Racist, and it does the same flattening as the valedictorian quote. It's a great letter, very ‘get thee gone from my gate’ but it is also a letter about refusing a specific, legally coded Nazi racial category, not a statement about the internal racial logic of his own fiction.
Nobody is saying Tolkien was a fascist white supremacist Nazi. Hell, Tolkien’s own thoughts on military atrocity in general is pretty clear in the depictions of the escalating kinslayings. But people love to conflate "hated actual fascism, said so on the record and is very evident in his fiction" with "therefore the legendarium contains no racialised hierarchy," as though those two things have to rise or fall together, when they don't. You can be sincerely, personally opposed to Nazi race science and apartheid violence and still write a mythology where moral and aesthetic worth consistently map onto a Northern-European somatic ideal. Because the racialisation Tolkien both inherited and passed on wasn't Nazi race science, it was the broader Edwardian/interwar philological raciology he was actually swimming in, hell, drowning in, considering the Oxford environment. And I find it so, so frustrating how fandom keeps failing to make this distinction: structural racialisation and personal bigotry are not the same axis, and refusing to be measured on one doesn't clear you on the other.
The Southrons/Easterlings material is obviously the part most quoted when it comes to Tolkien’s ‘problematic elements’ except it's imo super telling how rarely it actually gets quoted compared to how often it gets vaguely waved at (except Charles E Mills. I love you Charles E Mills). Anyway “Black men like half-trolls," swarthy, slant-eyed, riding out of the south and east to serve Sauron… it’s the same mapping of good-north/evil-south-and-east you get in a dozen other early-twentieth-century adventure texts. And this imo actually undermines the "it's just medievalism, calm down" defense, because medievalism is a selectively retrospective construction of which past you're claiming and which one you're othering, not some sort of static, neutral historical styling.
Tolkien's medievalism is specifically Northern European heroic-elegiac medievalism, the "Northernness" he talks about loving as a kid, and that aesthetic preference is not extractable from the racial hierarchy it produces on the page. You cannot keep the aesthetic and disclaim the politics because as in all art, the aesthetic is the politics, that's what "structural" means as opposed to "incidental”, and I just wish that many extremely clever people who understand this in a contemporary sense would allow themselves to feel uncomfortable and look at it in a beloved text.
Jackson's trilogy didn't invent racialisation in Tolkien, hell I think he even softened some of it because the Scouring is straight up impossible to adapt without it being very clear about its politics, but his adaptation does go quite some way make the existing racism legible… casting, costuming, choreography and cinematography does the same racialised sorting the text does, and does it visually: Uruk-hai as a kind of grunting brutalised, brutalistic mass, Haradrim on oliphaunts as a fairly straightforward Orientalist boogeyman, and the Fellowship itself photographed like a Pre-Raphaelite fantasy lmfao. Serkis isn't introducing a new interpretive layer with his commentary, hell Serkis was in all those Jackson films as well! Serkis is being very clear about what aspects of the legendarium matter to him, and that aspect happens to be the whiteness of it all. And I genuinely cannot understand why the huge ‘scandal’ around his comment is not that someone said the quiet part, but that saying it out loud is what became the scandal, taken as some kind of transgression against Tolkien and all his readers with Good Politics™️, rather than the quarter-century of adaptations, readings, and analysis of the text that wordlessly encoded the racism and got called faithful and dedicated for it.
I didn’t want to go to author is dead territory but. Fandom discourse keeps reaching for authorial intent as the arbiter of textual meaning in exactly the way most of these same people would reject in any other context. Everyone is a massive New Critic the second the author in question is someone they love. But Tolkien doesn’t need to have consciously intended a racial hierarchy or a white nationalist mythology for the text to functionally produce one, for it to be so loved by conservatives and ethnonationalists who come fifty years after his time.
Intent is not even a contested position in literary theory, it's just the very basic understanding that "text has ideology independent of authorial intent". The insistence on relitigating Tolkien's personal feelings as though that settles the structural question is wild to me, and I find it so extremely unproductive how liberal fandom reaches for this constantly, repeatedly chanting Tolkien’s few vaguely liberal statements that read far less liberally in context. But I guess the alternative, ie reading the actual construction of race in the legendarium on its own terms, requires giving up the fantasy that the thing you love is politically inert. And it’s just so sad man. Like I fucking love the legendarium, and I think insisting on its moral purity is the worst thing you can do to it.
I think my entire argument can be summed up in a few questions. Why do conservatives keep saying "I love Tolkien" completely unashamedly, in a way they don’t realy say about most other ‘canonical’ twentieth-century texts, while we on the left have to perform a whole apologetic dance before we say it? What is it that they embrace about the text, that we have to occlude in order to express an unproblematic ‘love’? Why do we have to disavow parts of a text to claim we love it? Who are we performing to? What are we losing in focusing so hard on this performance?
This is why the Serkis-style comment, or the Rings of Power casting discourse, ends up being the deepest engagement we collectively get in fandom terms. Because both "sides" of that fight are actually shallow in the same way, just from opposite ends. The right-wing backlash to diverse casting is, repulsively, responding to something absolutely present in the text: a defensive crouch around a racial aesthetic it identifies as being under threat. The liberal-left response, the "just add brown elves" gesture, claims the problem to be one of representation and casting rather than structure, which is precisely why the racial elements of The Rings of Power satisfies no one and changes nothing.
You can put actors of colour in Númenor and Harfoot villages and yet the underlying moral framework of who is coded as inherently noble and who as inherently monstrous, whose skin colour the textual narrative uses as a standin for corruption, stays completely untouched. Again, see my TROP link above, with the jihadi-coding of the villains. Because that framework isn't located in the casting of an adaptation, it's located in the construction of Arda itself and physiognomy-as-morality at the level of the prose itself, constantly present throughout the text. Casting a Black actor as an elf doesn't do anything to the fact that "evil race coded as racially other" is still sitting right there in the Southrons and the orcs, unadapted, undiscussed, doing exactly the same work it always did, and this work takes on a new look in post-2001 adaptations.
So what you get is two adaptations of the same tiresome insanemaking discourse rather than two different arguments: the right defends the racial aesthetic as the substance of their love, and the liberal mainstream defends the fantasy that representation-level tweaks constitute engagement with race. And so, nobody actually produces the adaptation that takes seriously what nonwhite Tolkien scholars have been saying for decades, which is that you'd have to touch the orc/Southron/Valar/Valinor/blondeness architecture itself to ever productively have this conversation. Not diversify who plays the good guys, but interrogate why "evil" in this legendarium has a face and a hair colour and points compass east.
But if the talk about this goes on as it does, and continues between Tolkien the Pure versus Tolkien the Misread, there will never be anyone willing to make that adaptation, and we’ll go on forever in a sisyphean climb, where both the reactionary embrace and the progressive denial are just two versions of refusing to read the same damn book. Basically, I think we on the left etc need to stop treating "is Tolkien racist" as a yes/no gate you have to clear before you're allowed to enjoy the books, and stop acting like enjoying problematic media makes you a fascist. We need to start treating the racialised architecture within Tolkien’s world as the actual object of study, same way you'd read imperial romance or Forster or Kipling or Haggard, without needing to acquit or convict the author first.
Which means we have to name the conservatism specifically rather than gesturing at "some outdated attitudes," trace where it comes from historically (the philological Northernness Tolkien grew up steeped in, not some special personal failing that reflects badly on you), and then ask what an adaptation would look like which dramatised that rather than smoothing over it or weaponising it. We have to let go of the idea that critical engagement is disloyalty, and let go of the idea that loving something requires defending its honour. We need to get the resilience needed to engage with the idea that a work can be both formative and ideologically compromised at the same time.
We don’t need to resolve that tension into either adoring hagiography or totalising cancellation. If we do, we're going to keep getting “keep the Shire white” Serkis soundbites and “hooray we cast a brown elf in our we-invented-elf-jihadis show!” news cycles standing in for a conversation that hasn't actually started yet, and ngl buddies I have to say I personally will be biting people the next time I see yet another rendition of the same damn response-reaction cycle start again because everyone, both the conservatives and the left, wants the things they love to be a reflection of themselves, and will twist themselves into pretzels to ensure that remains the case.
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i just don’t know how you are not supposed to feel really gross that condal combines two black female characters into, erasing the only black female character from the book in the process, and yet mysteriously has time to introduce two new white male characters, ormund and daeron, and spend so much time on them. and then twitter will just RUSH to tell you if you find this an example of at best implicit racist bias in the writing you are a baby brained media illiterate who doesn’t understand what an adaptation is.
Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.
I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.
Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i
They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government
discovered embroidery brush and, true to character, went overboard with it. a little practice in my illustration style, enjoy a trashy novel cover, either BL or buddy-cop depending on your interpretation, featuring the most annoying duo to ever exist. i know the elves of imladris wanted to lock them in a room and throw away the key, i know it!
It is simply not talked about enough enough how utterly bangable is Elrond son of Eärendil, but I’m willing to do my part.
The Master of Imladris can eternally have this. Arwen’s dad has got me down bad. The Herald of Gil-Galad may render me unclad. The Halfelven Lord can have me filled with unborn. The bearer of the Ring of Air should pull my hair.
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a thing that sadly anglophone writers of arthuriana don't get is that Latinizing Emrys into Ambrosius (which is correct btw!) ends up having funny implications because Ambrosius was also the name of the bishop of Milan/ later patron of the city (4th century DC) so it's the most Milanese name that ever Milan'ed AND in my head for stupid regional reasons it always ended up being pronounced with a high pitched Milanese accent
i let a comment under A MUTUAL'S POST about how show Gabrielle =/= book Gabrielle and i IMMEDIATELY got a rant in my askbox. Good grief. Listen i don't have time for this all my TV shows grievances are currently about the dragon show
I am not in the mood for writing RN unfortunately, but enjoy a short piece about Galadriel musing on her relationship {explicit content under the cut}:
Galadriel, Galadriel. Maiden crowned with a radiant garland. So beautiful a name, the name of a queen. More beautiful for sure than Nerwen or Artanis would ever be. Artanis: the name of the daughter of a prince, nothing more, nothing less. Nerwen: the name that in theory wanted to be a proof of her physical prowess, but too often sounded like mockery in the mouth of many a Noldorin lord. Celeborn had paid no heed to them both, and had found another for her, a name that talked not of what she was supposed to be, but of what she wanted to be.
Galadriel, he had called her, and the way he had whispered such a name made her blush even harder than thinking about his cock buried inside of her. Such a thought followed her in her dreams as much in her wake, leaving her musing long on it.
When she had met him in Doriath, she had found herself admiring him, for he was beautiful and brave and bold, and even if he was not among Thingol’s captains, people talked well enough of his valour, for he had defended his people against the attack in the North, in the great Battle-Under-the-Stars. She had started looking at him with liking, musing often about his beauty, especially alone at night in her bed, imagining his clever hands upon her.
To seduce Celeborn had never been her first intention. If anything, at first, Artanis had told herself that she had to forget such a childish infatuation, for she was not a young girl anymore, eager to fall into the traps of love and easily idealizing a man that would prove to be all too different from her fantasies. And how could she ever think about falling in love, after the Doom, after the Helcaraxë?
And yet, and yet. Celeborn was proud, aye, but also able of kindness, prone to tell what he thought with very little care for second ends or for what people might think of him. Some could have mocked the way he wore his heart on his sleeve, but Artanis appreciated that.
He was so different from the Noldorin princes she was used to, who hid their intentions under faces like masks and used words as weapons even before Fëanáro had started to forge his swords.
Maybe it was so that, in that far away land that had never seen the Light of the Two Trees, she had finally found the one she had always longed for, all unknowingly, the one that she had thought long extinct save for her girlish fancies, who could love her with no second end and who would never try to lock her in a cage, as many before him had tried to do more than once. Even dear Findaráto, whom Artanis loved more than anyone else, had by time to time tried to command her.
And often enough in the secrecy of the bedroom, Celeborn had accepted to submit to her, in a way that none would have expected from such a proud prince as he was.
Oh, and how she had loved to mark his body with her nails and teeth, red and blue marks appearing like a field of flowers on his skin, and he had not only allowed that but had also enjoyed it. She had been careful to bestow those signs on him only in places that he could easily hide under clothes, and so the very idea that during the day he would go on his duties at court with the signs of her affection on his skin, albeit well-hidden to anyone’s eyes, made her still shiver in pleasure.
He had been hers to mark, to hurt, to claim. But had she not also been his too? The exchange had been equal, for passion had reaped its due earning in her heart. Hers had not been the dominion of an uncaring mistress, but rather every bruise that she had inflicted on Celeborn’s body had marked her very soul too. For Artanis had no half measure in passion, and if to love her was to despair, now it was her turn for despairing as well.
house of the dragon being called the feastdance show is a bit ridiculous to me because of how perpetually afraid it is of women in power deliberately committing acts of feudal violence. you can't be the feastdance show and then be afraid to write for two cersei lannister expys. you simply can't
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