no beach to walk on

Reminder: June 16th is Captain Picard Day.

If you ever want to have a horrible time, go on ebay and search “star trek mask”….

All Klingon men are bottoms send tweet

Worf gets pegged

whoop whoop my name’s Noonien Soong, I’m a cyberneticist but my lab is full of dinosaurs, I named my android sons “Facts” and “Heresay” and “Before I Fucking Learned How To Build An Android”, my wife died so I rebuilt her as a robot and then she dumped me, I made sure my robot sons who look exactly like me but weirder were really good at fucking before I sorted out their emotional disorders and this isn’t creepy, my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad

“ my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad “ wait what

worf just witnessed a murder