Rising✰

Choose people that choose you. The end.

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

when the chemistry is there but you just know it's never gonna happen

i have been thinking about this edit before i even knew it existed. puzzle pieces fit together naturally

no language should be mocked other than french

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

mike oiseauxwski

MIKE OISEAUXWSKI 😭😭

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Objection English should be mocked

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I heard someone say: "You came into his life to show him a love he never had. And then he showed you why he never had it." I felt that deep.

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.