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sometimes I be trying to figure out who y'all are talking about with these "headcannons" and post y'all be making about the boys from heated rivalry

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big shane hollander fan (can you tell from my blog name?) so i'm going to say this with love and empathy in my heart: shane is an nhl player. he has witnessed people throwing around homophobic language and racial slurs and misogynistic shit for most of his life. most likely, he's rarely or never pushed back against it.
he has definitely been on teams with dallas kent types — they are on every. team. only some of them get called out and even fewer face any consequences.
even after the accusations against kent came out, shane stayed silent. ilya stayed silent.
they talked their shit privately, then put their heads down and got pucks in deep and gave it 110% and left it all on the ice like any other nhl player.
then, towards the end of the long game, they kind of confront crowell at the all star game. they DEFEND TROY. they literally both say to the nhl commissioner that they think troy posting about sexual assault is a good thing.
so, you know. take that into consideration when you're theorizing about how shane reacts to troy as a teammate.
scenes im expecting to see in unrivaled
ilya’s pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what they’re doing in bed later
ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me

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Dear diary,
It's March. I haven't stopped thinking about HR since Christmas, it's torture. I never want it to end.
Dear diary,
It's March. I haven't stopped thinking about HR since Christmas, it's torture. I never want it to end.
and when the franchaela season drops i better not see no hypermasculinization of micheala that woman is femmed down and i will take no argument ill assume ur racist and cant handle soft black women
shane hollander as kermit the frog
Ilya learns vow renewals are a thing and is ecstatic. He can marry his husband again? However many times he wants?! This is the best news ever!

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So Shane tells Hayden he was just giving his condolences to Ilya and Hayden is like oh I should’ve done that. Then Shane says Ilya told him to fuck off in response. It occurs to me that Shane told Hayden that was Ilya’s response so Hayden wouldn’t go up to Ilya. Because he knows it would make Ilya uncomfortable.
In Unrivaled, I’m gonna need Ilya ‘Lover Boy’ Rozanov to be completely unhinged when it comes to Shane. For over 10 years he had to be cool, calm and collected in public. They are now out, on the same team and that is his HUSBAND. I want Ilya doing press and constantly saying “my husband” and Shane just rolling his eyes. I want the other Centaurs players teasing their captain for being so in love. When assholes try to chirp on the ice, I want Ilya making sure people keep his husband’s name out their mf’n mouths. I want Ilya finding ways to bring up Shane in conversation so he can call him “my husband”. llya’s social media bio should read “#81 Shane Hollander’s Husband. I play hockey sometimes too.” Let Ilya love his man unabashedly because he and Shane fought so hard for this-and they finally got it. Let Ilya “my man my man my man” everyone to death 😭😭😭😭
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i like this show in a cool ironic detached intellectual way btw

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After hollanov is outed and shane becomes a centaur some random fan admits that back in 2008 they paid an etsy witch to make the ottawa centaurs the best team in the league and at first they thought they had been scammed but now they realize that this created the domino effect that had shane hollander and ilya rozanov falling in love and then eventually joining the team and winning them back to back stanley cups
ilya was wearing no shirt and slutty sweatpants with his curls perfectly styled and 24 cans of ginger ale stocked in his fridge, truly a man on a mission