✦ nigel ✦

pokemon trainer that shouts "get his ass" every time they order their pokemon to attack

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

women be shopping. nonbinaries be eating oysters. what do men do

see a mouse and eat it

i clench my fist and beat it

i punch my balls and weeping

i am the beast i worship

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

time to online shop

sure hope my bank account won’t get charged like last time

by talos this can’t be happening

Why does vanilla Skyrim not have kilts, this is an absolute fashion travesty.

cause the kilt was invented in the 17th century and nordics never fucking wore kilts

cool when was the potion of minor stamina invented