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*pauses with my hand held up to my ear*
*sighs, defeated*
Maybe one dayâŚsomeone will scream back to me

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*Screams into the void*
*pauses with my hand held up to my ear*
*sighs, defeated*
Maybe one dayâŚsomeone will scream back to me

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Y/N & Sans idea
Where Y/N gets teleported into the game mid sans battle
And y/n tells sans that y/n only killed everyone to fight him
And sans feels the weight of his inaction crawling on his back
He feels the the souls of all his friends
And feels itâs his fault for not killing the kid sooner
His fault for being lazy and accepting a promise he didnât want to fill
Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
#yeah. this is actually the worst#because if someone likes something for the wrong reasons and you like it too you can just sort of shrug off their opinion#but if they dislike it in a way that's unfair it's actually infuriating because now you've been put in the position#of defending this absolute dogshit piece of media - even if only in your own head - against their unreasonable complaints#it's the exact opposite of catharsis
Me:Â âDisney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserveâ Some fucking chud:Â âExactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their moviesâ Me:
Anyone else gender queer in the sense that-
Itâs always âgood girlâ
And
âBad boyâ
During dirty talk?
Way too funny not to share
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"Ryland Grace is aroace" to
"Grace is gay for Simon Iron Lung" to
"Hey isn't it kind of offensive that the aroace headcanon-ed guy also has a really prominent yaoi ship?" to
"Look I'm aroace but if i was in space with no other humans around and a guy that looked like Markiplier showed up I would also want to smooch him have you SEEN that man?" tumblr pipeline
you heard it guys
thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep
I really like the idea of Rocky just plopping Simon in front of Grace's door one morning like cats do with like, dead mice or birds
Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

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has the "ship grace with everyone ever" blunt rotation hit the eel hive mind yet
ITâS HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
Bloody Mary soulmate AU drabble
What if Eridians had soulmates and could hear when two souls sang together and it was customary to join in the soul songâs music. What if Grace and Simon were soulmates separated by the multiverse.
Simon was dead. At leastâŚthat what makes sense. Nothing else could explain the eerie peace that consumed his body. Nothing else explained the weightlessness.
âSimon.â A voice called out, yet he didnât hear it. The voice shook his bones and filled every crevice of his veins. It was bright. So bright. The voice felt as if it turned his body to glass and was illuminating his very soul.
The light.
âPlease.â Simon begged, for what- he wasnât sure. Was he begging for freedom still, or mercy?
âI want to offer you a reward.â
Hearing the voice hurt. His eyes welled with tears as each word was stabbed directly into his brain through his eyes. It was so bright. It was so beautiful. It was horrifying.
âA soul is tied to yours, you were separated by space and time, I will fix that mistake.â
âPlease.â Simon begged again. He was done with this. He wasnât meant for some great destiny. Fuck Eden and fuck the monster in the dumb blood ocean. He never wanted any of this. The silent rapture, filament station, being the butcher. None of it. All choices that were made for him, not by him. He didnât want it.
He just wanted to live.
The light grew warmer around his body, it was boiling. He felt as though his blood was bubbling in his veins. Boiling him alive from the inside out.
âNo,â The Light felt amused yet sad, the emotion tied into Simonâs psyche, having him feel the same mix of convoluted emotions along with his own âyou wonât just live. You will thrive.â
Then it was gone.
A scream erupted from Simonâs lungs, it was muffled by the dull gurgling of blood in his throat.
His body was heavy yet he managed to sit up. Everything hurt. His body trembled as he sat up and coughed the blood out to the floor beneath him.
His head was fuzzy, his vision blurred. It took him a moment to recognize that he wasnât in the sub. He wasâŚin a crater? Smack dab in the center, dust still in the air.
The edge of the crater seemed to be surrounded by rocks and they wereâŚmoving? Were they- alive?
âFuck.â Simon swore softly as he attempted to stand. Where the actual fuck was he?
A man in a space suit ran and- tumbled into the crater. Simon watched the man trip and slide on his ass all the way down.
Simon couldnât help but stare, like something wasnât allowing him to look away.
âI- oh my goodness. You? How? Human? You- oh geez.â The man stumbled into his feet and scrambled towards Simon, causing Simon to pull away, his body much to weak to stand and fight. âHow the- how are you even alive?â
Simon glared distrustfully at the man, until the two locked eyes.
Simon felt his body go limp, something that would feel terrifying if he wasnât overwhelmed with the emotion ofâŚbelonging. He felt at peace, a dull part of his mind was worried, but not enough to remove the joy from his veins.
From all around him, he heard the rocks begin to sing.
So I was curious so I looked up how many Bloodymary fics were tagged âtrans male charactersâ
The answer is a criminally low amount
AND
Why apnly make grace trans when Simon embodies the body horror that many trans people sorta experience?
Like hello????

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WTF are those obelisks on the right?âŚ
Tasty obelisk fries..
âItâs digestibleâ has got to be the laziest goal Iâve ever seen achieved by a food product.
âItâs digestibleâ
âItâs digestibleâ is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who havenât researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:
The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, âVegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestibleâ[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that âIts digestibleâ and âCrisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.â Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the bookâs index. Discussions of the shorteningâs use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: âThe lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.â[5] In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s. Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco. Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.
from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html
The more you know! :D
I have learned a new thing today.
Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated
I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.
but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!
Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.
Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the âitâs digestibleâ in the gay stuff was a reference to criscoâs tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because itâs main competition came from âenhancedâ lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food
And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes
This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.
Itâs a net profit of information. 12/10 post
IâŚ*clearly upset* âŚ.you areâŚ.*becoming distraught* so âŚ.sweet?? *makes an angry choking motion * just like- *holding back tears* FUCK OFF