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Ngl, when I first joined the Bloodymary fandom, I fully was thinking a majority of them were like me in that they were followers of Markiplier who saw Iron Lung to support him.
Imagine my surprise when I discovered that there's actually a lot of fandom members who had never really followed Mark, or even watched him, before getting into this fandom.
On the one hand, this kinda makes sense, right? Mark is merely the actor and filmmaker in this context. You don't need to have engaged with the filmmaker/actor closely to watch a movie he did and engage with a crossover fandom regarding a fictional character he wrote/portrayed. But it does make the fandom's reaction to stuff Mark does (like his reveal of how he knew about Bloodymary) so funny to me and how y'all probably don't know how absolutely Unhinged this man is (/affectionate).
So, to my Bloodymary creators who don't know the Markiplier lore, here are the highlights:
Don't forget he's made entire movie length choose-your-own-adventure series on YouTube for free.
iron lung | project hail mary similarities. 1/?
“I will be good, " it says. "Please let me out. I will be good!”
I was thinking about the circus as a metaphor for an abusive home the other day, and somehow that led me to thinking about Omelas [the perfect utopia that can only exist if a child suffers alone in a basement.] I uh, really don’t think the digital circus is going for the same broader societal criticism metaphor that the Omelas short story is going for, but the way the child’s mistreatment is justified does remind me of the way the series is handling themes around abuse & dehumanization. There’s Something to the way it seems like the blue AI could’ve been perfect, and could have created perfect things that made humans happy—- and the only cost was for a single broken sentient being to stay imprisoned in the cellar. After Caine breaks out, he is paranoid that he had actually “deserved” his treatment and “ruined” everything with his actions afterwards. It’s as if his self-preservation, his refusal to stay abandoned in the cellar, broke everything else for everyone. There’s even a bit in the original short story where the child’s abuse is justified with the idea that it’s been raised in a way that makes it now broken & incapable of ever interacting with people normally or understanding kindness or being truly happy— the horrible results of its own mistreatment retroactively becoming the justification for it. Anyway the phrase “amazing digital Omelas cellar child” started rattling in my brain and was so Powerful I needed to draw this.

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celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"
you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku
Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.
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I’ve seen people do au’s of Bloody Mary where Grace’s twin brother is Colt Seavers from the fall guy which I honestly love but I haven’t seen anyone do what I consider to be the funniest option available which is make Ryland Grace an escaped Ken from Barbieland.
Think about it throughout PHM Ryland never talks about having a family he mentions having a girlfriend once in the book all we really know about her is that they moved in together briefly and that she had a lot of stuff.
Let’s say after Ken and Barbie break up. Ken decides to go out on his own and stumbles upon the real world. There he learns about science and becomes completely invested in that pathway. He either eventually figures out how to become a human or he stays a doll which could explain why he was the only one to survive his hyper sleep (and so he can live with rocky longer)
It could explain why he so heavily believes in non water based life so much because he WAS a non water based life form. Water doesn’t exist in Barbieland it’s all plastic.
Furthermore this could explain why he decided to become a teacher being a doll previously it’s only reasonable to assume he’d enjoy kid’s presence the same way Barbie does.
He also loves the beach and we all know that Ken’s previous job was beach
In the Barbie movie the CEO of Mattel states “we’re not worried about Ken…. Ever.” Meaning that it’s likely they wouldn’t care at all if a Ken left Barbieland and perused an education became a scientist and eventually a school teacher.
All this to say imagine Simon and Grace getting into some kind of fight where Simon is like
“You have no idea what it’s like to live your life forced to be a cog in the system. Knowing that what you want doesn’t matter, nobody caring about who you are not even your name matters”etc. etc.
and the entire time Grace is having PTSD flashbacks of this:
And then responds with:
“You wouldn’t last an hour in the place I grew up”
https://youtube.com/shorts/jL7lR0qh4m4?si=Yq_am4mH5u1stQ-k
...wtf is happening in this teaser what are you suggesting did ribbit knock jax up is thst the thing she regrets

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Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️🌈
Grace: ARE YOU-
Simon: Fucking.
Grace: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Simon: Fucking.
Grace: IDIOT!!
Adrian: …What was that, question?
Rocky: Grace doesn't like using swear words, convict Simon is helping.
The notion of someone's mom or grandma going on Pinterest to find a bloodymary recipe and getting a flood of crackship yaoi is quite entertaining to me.
happy end of iron lung day and beginning of pride month. markiplier has escaped the blood ocean and is now curled tight in ryan gosling’s arms. they hold each other as the clock strikes 12, and a new dawn begins. gay as fuck, as god intended
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So since we have confirmation that Simon explodes into a tree at the end, would Eridian!Simon be made of petrified wood?
What if it wasn't Adrian going "we found this human in a blood ocean", but "we found this giant tree in the blood ocean that seemed sentient so we took the sentient part with us and made it into an Eridian because they sounded lonely"?
Probably as part of the "Grace becomes an Eridian au"; heck maybe Simon is the prototype to see if they can make other beings into Eridians.

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Pride miku countdown day 3: 2024
This is my fave pride Miku year to date 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ they're so cute all of them are good 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ also I didn't do nb after this bc this one's just perfect :(((( I can't top that
Since I made that one post with bloodymary vs obsessrooms, I can't help but think about bloodymary Backrooms au.
And i mean it could just be "scientist + convict mapping the Backrooms + this weird rock they found" au, but i think "post-normal phm but simon is also there" would be funnier.
Like, maybe Grace's little biodome house gets a Backrooms entrance somehow because it registers as "Earth" still, and then they find out that a bunch of humans ended up moving into the Backrooms to escape the global freezing despite the dangers, and they end up making a route between the biodone and Earth through there?
Grace: "okay this is a convenient way to move between planets but i don't think people should actually be living in here how about we set up some more biodomes on Erid and you guys come live with me until Earth recovers?"
Simon: "fine I'll help you people map out the Backrooms at least i don't have to do it in a sub-" *gets assigned to the pools area* "FUCK"
Rocky: *echolocation means Eridians are actually much better at navigating the Backrooms and avoiding monsters than humans are so he's actually fine* "Big big big. Is boring, statement. Wanna see Earth."