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Watching a bee documentary and they're saying shit transfems on here would get absolutely horny over

Hey there sis you wanna focefeed me a pheromone enriched slurry that's going to teach my my role in the hive? I'm only a day old I don't know how to be a bee yet

👉👈 anyone wanna forcefeed me the pheromone enriched slurry that teaches me my role in the hive? 🥺 anyone wanna teach me how to be a bee? 🐝

"i know you're scared, and it's going to hurt very badly, but it's going to happen anyway" while she's gently holding my face and kissing me on the forehead

you can beg all you want sweetheart. i actually love hearing you beg. the way your voice sounds when you’re this desperate. the way you say please like if you say it enough times something will change. it’s so pretty. it really is. but, you’re going to cum when i decide you cum and not a single second before. keep being good for me. i want you begging harder. i want you squirming. i want you needy. i’ll keep saying not yet and we’ll stay right here in this exact moment together until i’m ready to give it to you. and i promise when i do it’s going to be worth every second of this.

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

When an Affini wraps you in her vines so tightly she ends up making you a full dress out of Leaves layered intricately so the slight graduation of her leaves makes a pattern on your new “outfit”. Imagine being caressed by the very clothes on your body. A grope or a pet, enjoying nothing more than watching you gasp and squirm as you feel the vines touch your sensitive areas, further emphasizing that you’re not a person anymore, just a toy to be enjoyed and played with.

Nothing makes me angrier than the “Minimum wage jobs are intended for teenagers, of course adults can’t live off the wages, they should get real jobs.” bullshit. Not only are you pro child labor but you’re pro underpaying children for their labor? Also, there are so many teenagers out there working to survive and pay rent and support themselves and their families and these jobs are fucking brutal. Pay them what they deserve.

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever just sit in an affini’s lap and get lost in bliss as you get pet? Let your mind go blank and let all that tension you carry just drop~