What’s Life Without Whimsy?

"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures

like if you actually threw one of these trad men into the dom/sub community, he would just be a danger to a female sub because the problem isn't really with him wanting to dominate but with the the fact that he has internalized the idea that women as a whole are not deserving of respect as equals and exist to be dominated

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

Ripley's What If I Didn't Go Home and Just Kept Driving

chat are you ok you reblogged you aren’t insane you just live with your parents for the 12th time

I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

maybe this is too woke but i really hate the trope of naked older women = scary or vomit inducing or gross or whatever. like you even see it used in horror on occasion like oooooo so scary theres a woman with saggy boobs and wrinkles. There is something to be said for unconsensual veiwing of nudity. sure. it’s uncomfortable and violating for someone to be nude in front of you that you don’t want to see. but rarely that’s seen as the issue and instead the real ‘horror’ or gross out joke is the very idea of a woman who does not have a body that is sexually desirable to men. The very idea of an older woman’s body is treated like it’s something that we should all know is gross, sick and wrong. It’s just something that really bothers me

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

i have a suggestion

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this