Everything, Everywhere, All at Once (2022)
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Everything, Everywhere, All at Once (2022)

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*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,
AMONG US BABIES,
INFECTED WITH RABIES,
NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,
THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,
1
nothing wrong with me
nothing wrong with me
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
1
Something’s got to give
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Me as a writer: It must be perfect, or they will all know I am a fraud, and no one will love me.
Me as a reader: Give us your tired verses, your poor prose, your half formed 2am conceptions yearning to be realised-
Me, writing: stop with the clichés. nobody wants to read about how there was only one bed
Me, reading: THERE’S ONLY ONE BEDRLKFNDWKRÖDDWWLNCFMCXÖDLWMXDCMXMLMDCMXBED
nobody on earth is funnier than the winners of the bulwer-lytton fiction contest
highlights from the 2018 winners include:
“Eli Jacob Crowley, the famed pioneer figure who spearheaded America’s westward expansion by blazing the Crowley Trail in 1838, was an awe-inspiring figure of a man, as stout as a four-century-old oak, as intellectually complex as the fronds of a Florida palm, as singularly focused as the trunk of a Giant Sequoia, though in all other respects, not like a tree at all.” (John Hardi)
“Talila Norpiros, heir to the elven throne and commander of her people’s armed forces, chose a slightly more risqué outfit that morning than she would normally wear to battle, theorizing that if she were presented as a sex symbol as well as a dynamic protagonist, the series might attract a few more male readers and finally make the New York Times bestseller list.” (Bridget Parmenter)
“It wasn’t fair to call Michael a scum-sucking monster from the deep, the miserable, fetid descendant of some unnamed demon who, after centuries at the very depths of the ocean, had somehow surfaced and found his way to Wall Street—it was accurate, of course, but he preferred Michael.” (Allison Bryski)
and my personal favourite:
“Once upon a time, there was a place where things happened; allow me to be more specific.” (John Wallace)
just fucking remembered contest again so nobody asked but here are some 2019 winner highlights
“It was a dark and stormy night, and since this was Miami in July and everyone had left their convertible tops down, the rain fell in Cadillacs.” (Andrew Lundberg)
“When the tall dark, handsome, buff, and wealthy cowboy moseyed into my “Blazin’ Six-guns” novelty shop, I felt a wave of heat flood through me, as if I had accidentally swallowed my sub-lingual nicotinic acid lozenge, causing the niacin to be released instantaneously, rather than in a more controlled, extended, low-potency dose, for which means the prescription had been written.” (Randall Card)
“Zajaxian Planetary Law required that war, if it must be fought, be fought not with bombs, bullets and blood, as on our own primitive Earth, but with serried banks of immensely powerful mainframe computers, even though they were bulky to carry and unwieldy to throw.“ (Jeremy Das)
“The High Gondonderil gazed on with horror as the Elgaborian legions marched at a single, pitiless pace into the once peaceful streets of Sar-Andrada, the capital city of the kingdom of Xanthil, located in a fantasy universe which might seem extremely confusing at present but which will doubtless make perfect sense to you, dear reader, once you realize that, like most fantasy universes, it’s basically just Tolkien’s Middle-earth with different names for things.” (Harrison Glaze)
would you look at that its time to talk about my favourite bad fiction contest!! here are some 2020 winner highlights
“The first thing I noticed about the detective’s office was how much it reminded me of the baggage claim at a nearby airport: the carpet was half a century out of date, it reeked of cigarettes and cheap booze, and I was moderately certain that my case had been lost.” (Paul Kollas)
“’You may know my true name,’ gloated Archmage-Emperor !Gfńatt’ Bdúnśṽiobfhńr to the foolish traitor who had dared try to end his glorious mage-empire’s reign, ‘but can you pronounce it?’” (Gideon Gordon)
“The sound of his raspy voice and the feel of his chilly hand on her shoulder made her shudder, like the wooden things on the sides of windows, but a verb rather than a noun, and with two d’s rather than two t’s.” (Kagte Minyard)
“Jarrod, lying in the bed next to Selina, on his side with his head in his hand, asked, ‘What would your husband do if he saw me right now?’ and Selina, who was watching her husband sneak up on Jarrod holding a tire iron with two hands raised above his head, replied, ‘Probably sneak up on you with a tire iron raised above his head, preparing to use it for something other than its intended purpose.’” (Randy Blanton)
it’s 2021 winner time and i want to be clear this time that “bad fiction” is not a judgment on my part, it’s the whole goal of the contest. the about page says, “…the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest challenges entrants to compose opening sentences to the worst of all possible novels.” i’m not insulting them. anyway here are my faves <3
“It was a dark and stormy … morning, Gotcha! – this is just the first of innumerable twists and turns that you, dear Reader, will struggle to keep abreast of as I unfold my tale of adventure as second plumber aboard the hapless SS Hotdog during that fateful summer of 1974.” (Louise Taylor)
“Our story begins in the cozy cottage of Bynnoldh-Dyr, son of Asgwitch-Torgwyr, in the idyllic elven village of Myrthffolwrd, but our book actually begins some two hundred pages earlier, in which you are pummeled by irrelevant history and unpronounceable names, because my publisher is paying me by the word.” (Neil B Harrison)
“As the dawn begin to break, Debby and Robert, their arms tightly wrapped around each other, watched in awe as the sky turned a brilliant pinkish red as the sun’s rays inched their way down the slopes of the craggy peaks of the Rocky Mountains, but this was Canada so the rays were centimetering their way down the slopes.” (Daniel Leyde)
“She had a deep, throaty laugh, like the sound a dog makes right before it throws up.” (Janie Doohan)
Introducing: the Stanford Font
After many hours of tedious work, I can finally share with you my recreation of Ford’s handwriting in Journal 3!
Have you ever wanted to be able to make your own Journal entries and make them look authentic? Perhaps you just want to write “I love you” in Ford’s beautiful, sweeping lettering? Now you can!
It’s in no way perfect, mainly due to my complete lack of font-creating experience, but I did my best to make it as accurate to the Journal as possible! Below is a quote from the page labeled “July 18th”:
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oh my god wait can you post the blacklight version of the plaidipus page i want to make sure i wasn’t just imagining it
Jess I just have one question. What was the train of thought that led you to put these two images together
An artist never reveals their muse
SHOTGUN
a writer who writes the most fucked up “dead dove: do not eat” problematic pairing and fully tags and warns for the content they create will always be worthy of more respect in my eyes than people who call others weirdos because of who they ship. This is because a writer who writes disturbing things but gives me plenty of warning about them has demonstrated, regardless of what happens in the fic, that they value the consent of real people, and that they value my consent to see such content and will always offer me the option to avoid or withdraw. On the other hand, a purity cultist who demands I explain my trauma and exactly why I might be drawn to dark content, regardless of whether they’re the purest fluff writer to ever write, has demonstrated a lack of respect for my boundaries and the attitude that they are entitled to whatever they want to take from me.
There are a lot of things that bother me about purity culture, but I think the most disturbing is that it clouds the very definition of consent, and then teaches this confusing version (you must consent to deep dives into your trauma and how it affects you for the benefit of strangers who have already decided you’re a bad person, and not consenting to that automatically makes you an abuser, also no one can consent to reading or thinking about disturbing content ever because thinking about it means you want it irl) to young, vulnerable, and often traumatized individuals, thus making it harder to understand their trauma and easier for them to ignore the real warning signs of abuse (like demanding that you agree with the abuser otherwise you’re literally the worst and most harmful person ever) because it teaches that abusers only come in one type, and that all abusers are “nasty shippers”.
This is especially dangerous because real life abusers teach their victims that the abuse is happening because the victim is a bad, evil person. One of the diagnostic criteria for PTSD is literally “Places undue blame on themself or others for what happened”. Teaching traumatized people that consent is a luxury only “good” people are allowed to have is incompatible with support for abuse survivors. tl;dr a writer who tags “dead dove: do not eat” has demonstrated respect for the necessity of consent. A purity cultist who sends anon hate has demonstrated a lack of respect for consent.
Hey guys, a huge thanks for the 900 followers
We are getting closer to the 1k boyos! I’m so excited
To celebrate, I am hosting a Stanley Pines drawpile, very similar to the one Eregyrn did
The rules are simple:
-Draw your version of the Stan while adding mine in the picture, doesn’t matter if you think you can’t draw, just go for it! You won’t be judged in any way
-Reblog the post with your Stan added
-Send me via DM your transparent Png of your version of Stan, so that I can make one definitive drawpile of all the Stans in the end (must be 300 dpi minimum)
-Every version of Stan is accepted! AUs, Hc, you name it! If it is Stan, then it’s 100% allowed
-Feel free to post your version of Stan after you do all these steps! And make sure to tag “Stan Pines Drawpile”
And that pretty much covers it, I’m looking forward to see what you guys will bring to the table =)
Noticing the parallels to himself and Stan, Bill has decided to sneak in. Unfortunately, disguises escape his all seeing eye….
I don’t know what I’m doing, but here ya go?
I sent him to Hawaii, because the boy needs a vacation.
*bisexual finger guns*
Rolling in from the West Coast, 80s Venice Beach Stan says hello.
Here’s my addition! He just finished kicking some zombie butt. (Consistent art style? I don’t know her!)
Wanted to try my new arting method again, so here we are! Li’l Stanley didn’t get the memo and thought everyone had to wear ‘dumb sweaters’ again.
(I’m mostly posting this for the record, I assume when the drawpile’s finished all of the transparent pngs will be rearranged; I had to shrink ‘im down a lot to get ‘im in there :V)
SHANKLIN!!
Just to cover the entire age-range here. :)
But wait, there’s more! Call in the next five minutes and receive young salesman Stan™ with your order!
Here’s my contribution!

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anyway the best gravity falls fandom thing of all time is still those two blogs that were like, run as if it was ford and fiddleford writing them in the 80s and theyd like make text posts about journal stuff and occasionally tease each other in reblogs and it was mostly just silly lighthearted journal based posts and asks being answered for a while but then you realized they were following the book timeline too and eventually the fiddleford account posted that probability of failure graph written on a napkin with what was obviously meant to be teardrops on the table next to it and the ford account kept making increasingly frantic posts until posting something about stanley coming and then going completely dead and the fiddleford account started slowly deleting its own posts over time until all that was left was a single post that said ‘if i could remember you id miss you’ in code on a red velvet background before the blog was deleted entirely. like i dont know who set those up but id like to shake their hand/s
being held at gunpoint to make this blog and post these
Zombie Mixes
(Some more strictly zombie than others) Zombie Mix 2006: Love Never Dies 01 Man With The Hex (Atomic Fireballs) 02 BRAINS! (Voltaire) 03 Walk Like A Zombie (HorrorPops) 04 Engel (Rammstein) 05 Lovers’ End (Birthday Massacre) 06 Living Dead Girl (Rob Zombie) 07 A Face In The Crowd (Eye Butterfly) 08 Snake Chase (from the Lexx soundtrack) 09 Zombie (Hampton String Quartet cover of the Cranberries) 10 Forever May Not Be Long Enough (Live) 11 Re: Your Brains (Jonathan Coulton) 12 I Don’t Like Candycorn (Moose A. Moose/Noggin) Zombie Mix 2007: My Boyfriend’s Back 00 Requiem (Final Fantasy VII Soundtrack) 01 Purgatory (The Crüxshadows) 02 Devil’s Night (from the Crow soundtrack) 03 I Put A Spell On You (Natacha Atlas) 04 Unsolved Mysteries theme song 05 TARDIS / Dr. Who Theme (4th Dr. Ver.) 06 Symphony of the Living Dead, part II (Zombie Girl) 07 J-E-N-O-V-A (Black Mages ver.) 08 Astro (Six String Samurai soundtrack) 09 I’m All Bloody Inside (Liam Lynch) 10 In the House - In A Heartbeat (28 Days Later soundtrack) 11 I Will Survive (The Puppini Sisters) 12 Nosy Neighbor (The Ditty Bops) 13 Good Bye Used World (Hellsing soundtrack) 14 My Boyfriend’s Back (Alice Donut)
Zombie Mix 2008: Long Shamble Home 01 Garbled (Silent Hill 2 Soundtrack) 02 Evil Corporate Zombies (Foamy the Squirrel) 03 Zombies Vs. Robots (The Flaming Tsunamis) 04 Zombies Ate My Neighbors (Single File) 05 In Our Talons (The Bowerbirds) 06 Red Right Hand (Pete Yorn) 07 Call of the Night (The Zombies) 08 (Please Be My) Zombie Bride (Serpenteens) 09 Zombie Beach (Zombie Ghost Train) 10 Walking Dead (Z-Trip feat. Chester Bennington) 11 Rave In The Forest (James Venable - Samurai Jack Soundtrack) 12 Zombies Can’t Dance (White Apple Tree) 13 Living Dead (DIN A Tod) 14 Creature of the Night (Zombie Girl) 15 Love is Dead (Kerli) 16 X-Files (Mark Snow/UNKLE, X-Files: I Want To Believe) 17 City of the Living Dead (Steadman) 18 Living Dead (HeavensDust) 19 Chainsaw Battle Cry (Silent Hill 2 Soundtrack) 20 The Dead Hate The Living (Nice and Friendly + Captain Chaos) 21 Zombie Girl (The Terrordactyls) 22 AM180 (Grandaddy) 23 Zombie Prostitute (Voltaire) 24 Night of the Living Dead (BELT) (That last song? It is AWESOME and I sing it a lot and write fic with it and how in the world is it not more well-known/popular) Zombie Mix 2009: Post-Apocalyptic Robot Zombie Road Trip 01 Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea intro 02 It’s the End of the World as We Know It (REM) 03 Dream Island Obsessional Park (Paranoia Agent OST) 04 In Keeping Secrets of the Silent Earth: 3 (Coheed & Cambria) 05 The Beginning Is The End Is The Beginning (Smashing Pumpkins) 06 The End of the Beginning (God Is An Astronaut) 07 The Day The World Went Away (Nine Inch Nails) 08 Is Your Love Strong Enough (Bryan Ferry, Legend sndtrk. US) 09 Eyes On Fire (Blue Foundation) 10 Rooster (Alice In Chains) 11 The Information (Course Of Empire) 12 Dust In The Wind (Gabriel & Dresden) 13 Poker Face (Space Cowboy Remix, Lady Gaga) 14 The Device Has Been Modified (Victims of Science - PORTAL) 15 Ramalama (Roisin Murphy) 16 Caught A Light Sneeze (Voltaire cover of Tori Amos) 17 Firemen of Edo (Orchestra Without A Name) 18 Lily’s Song (Leo the Lion)
It came from Hat Island
an undead monster based (loosely) on a globster.

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These librarians sure as hell have a good sense of humor
trying to get your story together like:
Explaining your story to a willing ear:
“I really like your story! is there more?”
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