its me

it's at times like this i wish we used bidets

surely gastrointestinal problems couldn't have been the source of every weird thing that's happened to me in the past week

i dreamt that they found a green planet

fuck marry kill: legislative power, executive power and judicial power

i dreamt i put my whole face between a girls huge tiddies and it was good

there's no way being in bed 18 hours a day is healthy for me

if i was a girl with huge tits i'd tell people to give me five bucks to swing my tits in their face. and then just not do it

i feel weird in my trachea

how do i turn off the post without tags thing

i think my neighbor is blasting ai generated music

"man it sure is hot outside. maybe i should layer another jacket on top of this one and also not zipper up"