fortune favors the brave or whatever

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

When Trump dies Fox News will broadcast from DC saying how the nation is in mourning and you will literally be able to hear music and cheering

is that simple task bothering you queen

as per my last straw,

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

watching 90s-2000s tv is crazy because it’s like wow. there used to be good writing and acting and more than 10 episodes per season and a new season every year. we really had it all.

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.