either sleeping or doing something else

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parenting commitment level 3000

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

Unrestrained fun foraging for nothing

HE USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS!!!

I believe women

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

The small blocks on top of the wall are probably glued (there are some impressive masonry adhesives out there), but one swing of a sledgehammer would probably be enough to break each one off. If you really wanted to erase their having been there, you might need an angle grinder (also for the unlikely possibility that those blocks are rebar reinforced)

I love how this gives you an idea of the size difference between Apollo and Naomi.

(added clasps)

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and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

can you imagine.

I love how this gives you an idea of the size difference between Apollo and Naomi.