YOU AND ME, WE GOT THIS

fucker should start drinking them all.

Rob that fucker of every bottle

I read that article and was inarticulately angry, I’m glad someone else got it to tumblr first. 

I love it when men say “that’s not who I am” when that is exactly who they are.

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

Happy Superbowl

on a scale of 1 to john oliver commissioning a competing picture book about mike pence’s rabbit with a storyline about same sex marriage and democracy and tolerance, releasing that book a day before the release of mike pence’s picture book, and then donating proceeds from the book to the trevor project and aids united, how (righteously) petty are you

Do you think kids during the industrial revolution had that same weird millennial/gen z experience of having technology change so much while they were growing up

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

why do people always ask me if I’m okay when I’m lying on the floor. yes I’m okay. I’m living my best life. can’t a girl just lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling listening to 1970s Swedish pop sensation ABBA sing Waterloo. I’m having me time

public places need to give me a heads up before they start playing fleetwood mac. i’m not ready to have a spiritual out of body experience in the cold & flu aisle of cvs

“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates

lol this is amazing

You fucking monster

GET HER PRUDENCE

No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE

Prudence fucking snapped