i eata da onion!!

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

people with medical issues are not “putting a strain on the medical system”. that’s what the medical system is for. yes this includes people with substance use related medical issues and other people considered “undeserving” of help

there is no such thing as after work. they just made it up on 90s tv shows where you see the characters doing things “after work”

i honestly think patricide is usually justfiable easily one of the top 10 types of murder where my first question is "omg what did he do to deserve it" with loving confidence that he totally did

killing your husband is not just top 10 but probably top 3

it is almost always OK to eliminate the patriarch

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

mulch to think about... <- me if i was a worm and had a thoughtful disposition

wriggles contemplatively

Fandomites will be like "the omegaverse is often used for complex explorations of gender and parenthood" and the complex explorations in question is often extreme fantasy misogyny through the compelling lens of "what if men were harmed by the patriarchy the exact same way women are and also every misogynistic ideal is somewhat true in this universe"

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured