secret gardens in my mind

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

god forbid a girl is a bit annoying and pessimistic and grumpy

I'm on a noble quest to feel something

shame

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen

your email means nothing to me

a cd for breakfast and a dvd for lunch