Handheld Dream, Shot In Hell

back in olden times theyd crank out a few good monster movies & then make 47 movies about the monsters sons & daughters & grocery trips etc and john carradine would be in them and then theyd arrange playdates for all the monsters to hang out and fight each other and then once they were done fighting each other theyd start sending them to chase comedians around

back in olden times if you were gonna make a scary movie it had to be about a frankenstein or a big ant or something, and then the 70s came and they started making scary movies about whatever the fuck, and if you wanted to return to the Monsters From Olden Times Hanging Out And Fighting shit in the 70s you could still get lon chaney jr for it but you had to make dracula look like frank zappa

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty