☆losing my marbles☆

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

best quote/statement ever

best cartoon/post ever

official boob post

oh this is a life saver

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

This is wonderful.

holy shit.  I had NO idea Sesame Street covered this topic.

And Buffy was Native American. And she breastfed. In front of muppets and children. No one died.

officially boob post

i would like a full breakdown of why nearly every single outfit in obey me is ugly. its not even moderately ugly, If i were to be in public with them, i would be embarrassed. i look at their sprited and am immediately filled with rage.

I would pay $10 to do this

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

i want someone i can completely depend on

The delivery of "And that's bleach powder, okay you've made mustard gas." makes me laugh every single time

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.