I’m Here To Save You, I’m Here To Ruin You.

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

what the honk am i shoo'in here

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.