princess daisy

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun

National park info board, my beloved

at this point I don't even care if the barbie movie is good or bad the meme potential has been consistently top-tier and the fanartists are going to town, the thing has more than paid its dues