srry2bother

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

I just watched a video essay about how the twilight movies specifically have compelling evidence for the entire thing being something Bella made up after falling down the stairs and going to the hospital and usually I hate those “it was all just a dream” theories but frankly this one is hilarious so I like it

Teenager falls down the stairs so hard she starts hallucinating that the guy in her bio class who hates sitting next to her because she smells bad after gym class is actually a sparkly vampire that’s obsessed with her legitimately makes more sense than almost everything in the twilight series.

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

makes it all worth it

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

We no longer really see 16 or 15 or 13 or what have you as actually being an adult but we have parties for these things anyways