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canon pynch is rly sooo good bc they are both insane

remember when adam was like heyyyy ronan i have an evil blackmail scheme can you dream me up a few things :) and ronan was like. fuck you. yes. and then ronan got his double killed and adam was like DUDE WHAT THE FUCK. and ronan was like fuck OFF and GO AWAY you DONT UNDERSTAND ME

gansey is the kind of blorbo that's not fun to torment because he's such a pathetic pile of earnestness and abject suffering that u just wanna put a weighted blanket over his shoulders and tell him everything will be okay. his narration is all like "i am so lonely and love too hard and i'm dying but all i want is for my loved ones to be okay once i'm gone" & i'm like damn!! ok!! do you want all of my weed?? you can have all of my w

rip ronan when declan finds out he did all that because someone ignored his text btw

every time ronan ignores a text from him after that declan leaves a voicemail like hello. notice how i am not engaging in DOMESTIC TERRORISM right now. take notes and venmo me $20 for matthews birthday gift

meanwhile the voicemail is being recorded mid robbery

i know it's probably a bit problematic of me but i do kind of love it when a fictional character is clearly lgbt coded but too haunted/possessed/avenging a dead loved one/investigating a series of horrifying murders/undergoing a disturbing and painful metamorphosis/etc. to do anything about it

guy who ends his prayers with “or whatever.” instead of amen

thinking about that post abt how there’s two kinds of declan lovers, the kind who loved him right away and the kind who didn’t until cdth and. it’s literally just older vs younger siblings. my older brother was on board with declan from the jump and i didn’t like him until he had a pov in trk.

people say euphoria is unrealistic but when i was in high school i sacrificed myself to save my best friend from being unmade by a demon that was destroying the magical forest he pulled out of his head while my other best friend was possessed by the said demon. and i went to school after like nothing happened

adansey where gansey is having an anxiety spiral and goes “can you just reassure me i won’t feel like this forever” and adam’s like “yeah i’m pretty sure” and gansey’s like “you’re PRETTY SURE??” only for a minute to pass & then adam to be like “yeah i just looked up a neurological study of the effects of anxiety on the brain. scientifically speaking it’s impossible for you to feel like this forever”

“are you ok?” bro noah czerny literally slid from time

personally i find the binary of “lets make every relationship in media gay” vs “no the creator was trying to say something important about friendship” stifling …. you guys are completely ignoring the possibility of platonic-romantic limbo where you would definitely kiss your friend if they asked but by god you are not going to make a move first . friends can and should be a little in love with each other actually

if trc didnt fundamentally alter your brain chemistry at an obsessive level at some point did you even read it