*whispers* Constitution is a dump stat

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Happy pride month to him

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing