Lots of stripes covered in hands.

In another life I would have loved to poison the abusive husbands of the women in my village

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it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

PUT RED PEPPER FLAKES IN YOUR FOOD RIGHT FUCKING NOW DO IT THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN JUST GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post