Of course this somehow manages to happen

the fact that no one can actually vote on this not even me is really funny actually. to purgatory you go little shit

You’ve reinvented Schrödinger’s Cat. Congrats!

does the person who wrote the “i think bo burnham should do trades like he needs to be a plumber and do something with his hands so he can stop acting like that” post know that theyve changed my life forever. whenever i feel a little bit hysterical for no reason i just tell myself “maybe you should do something with your hands so you can stop acting like that”. and then i do exactly that and im normal again

My doctor writes me a prescription for “whatever”. When I show it to the pharmacist, she leads me to a concrete room full of vending machines. It's my lucky day.

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Not funny 👎

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

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"this is too raw of a line to come from—" shut up. beauty and meaning is everywhere

dudes will literally be in public voice chats with push to talk turned off and start sniffling harder than a wild hog

not my fault if i smell a truffle when im gaming man