My Name Is Gronk

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

If you only had a device that could make it just a bit more visible

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

no offense but some of the people complaining about the quality of youtube video essays going downhill really should try watching documentaries

Has anyone written a queer romantasy retelling/homage of a classic piece of literature yet? You could advertise it on tumblr with a pull quote that remixes the most quotable line from the original work into something unbearably dumb. I don’t know why no one’s tried this, seems like free money.

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

Im autistic and I love spice and tacos and rap music i think you're just a pussy