Today I will meet a lizard 🦎

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Commit to aroace headcanons for your fictional blorbos. I am no longer asking

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

See, if your one of your computer keys ever break, then it’s a real challenge to work around using certain words. Or you could just replace the letter with something else, but what do you replace it with? That’s the REAL 😩uestion

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.

@revretch checked too, and this species, seemingly the only one ever discovered with the two little feets, was found and written about just once by a guy in Japan who went on to be the only guy studying them at all. His reports are cited a few places but are nowhere online :(

According to the paper I found, L. bifida lives in the cases of polychaetes that make tubes (like Christmas tree worms). He just breaks into people's houses and walks all over in there without any pants on

The most amazing digital circus is that I don't rememwbr asking