Don’t Worry We Shall Have Wonderful Dreams,

That's Dewey from Malcolm in The Middle

im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called

it genuinely is about the he said she said bullshit

he is not the man of your dreams he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast

Plain rice will get you through the darkest period of your life

They hate how little it takes for a man to be happy

Our blessed tumblr

A holy site

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

where is garth brooks alter ego chris gaines when the world needs him most

how could you guys lets this incredibly specific and niche joke flop... it's like nobody wants to reblog anything about country singer garth brooks having an alter ego named chris gaines anymore

why would i lie about something this serious

EVERYBODY USE YOUR PSYCHIC BEANS TO GET MY PACKAGE DELIVERED FASTER.

*BEAMS

EVERYBODY USE YOUR PSYCHIC BE NICE TO ME.

what the fuck

op didn't tell us to watch the cone, rookie mistake

dude show some cum passion :/

here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary