Idk

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

I spent 30 years as an email draft

what?

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

oh ok thanks

the #1 thing I want IRL from video games is that RPG thing where you click on a bed and it's like "how many hours do you want to sleep for?" and there's a little slider and you pick how many hours and then you instantly go to sleep and stay asleep until the time is up and all your healthpoints come back

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

Everyone in my country had a child's healthcare booklet for all the vaccs and shit, and the bloodtype was there. Idk how these things look in the modern days though

oh its bad back there.

omg i gotta do this