Spousanity

Before kids: wake up at 845/9 to leave at 930 for a 10 am appointment. One kid: wake up at 815/830 to leave at 930 for a 10 am appointment (ok..maybe 940...) Two kids: wake up at 715 to hopefully leave by 930 for a 10 am appointment. Will probably be 15 min late.

From: Wife Sent: Monday 12:20 PM To: Husband Subject: Adorable Little man just did the cutest thing. He ate all his oranges and pretzels and had to eat five bites of fried rice to get a peep. So I fed him 5 big bites. Each time we would count how many that was. I even asked him how many were left (subtraction and lunch!)-which he did really well. Then he ate his five and got a peep. I came back down w my bowl of rice and he says "mama. Five bites. You five bites!" And then proceeded to count what I ate. He's adorable ---- From: Husband Sent: Monday 12:22 PM To: Wife Subject: re: Adorable If you want a peep, I'd suggest you listen ---- From: Wife Sent: Monday 12:25 PM To: Husband Subject: re: Adorable I'm a fucking grown up. If I want to responsibly eat my rice and then Easter candy so I will minimize my heartburn- I will damnit!

To: Husband From: Wife Subject: your son August 26, 2015. 7:58 am 630 am: walks into room and throws his lovie on the bed "hi mommy!" Me- baby. It's too early. What are you doing up? Go back to bed. He walks back into his room. 715- toddler is standing creepily in the hall way. Me- "still to early. Go back to bed." He walks back into his room and cries/whines. 745- door opens and closes multiple times for 5 minutes before he comes back in to our room. Me- turns on Nickelodeon

You and Jolly are both hilarious.  We should put a plate of cookies in a tantalizing range on the counter, and then grease all of the edges with crisco.  Set up a camera and earn out funniest video money.

ME: (dying from laughter) be still my heart!

Husband: marinade! (Pause) Jesus. Am I so tired that I called a marinade a meat bath?!

Husband: sounds great. We might get 1.5 in and go crazy!

We were two yesterday! I can’t believe we started this blog two years ago! It’s also about the time we got pregnant with our son. It’s amazing to think that he has been in our lives in some way or another for two whole years. Nuts. Thanks for sticking with us :)

Husband: I can have a man cave. So you can have a lady cav-oh. Hmmm. You may already have one of those.