a tutorial on how to get a response from tumblr fast:
step 1: refer to your current issue respectfully
step 2: gaslight them and victimise yourselfπ
step 3: be passive-aggressive
step 4: BE FUCKING UNHINGED (very optional)π©
step 5: ask how they are doing and be compassionate (use pet names to break the formalityπ)
step 6: wish them a merry christmas (ho ho hoπ π»)
step 7: refer to all steps above and slayπ₯


















