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friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

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presidentdragon

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

tyke-dyke

VAGINA!!!!

presidentdragon

lastoneout

parkayquarts

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

apolladay

would you rather be 150cm tall or 200cm tall? no nuance

150cm (~4'11")

200cm (~6'6")

would you rather be 150cm tall or 200cm tall? no nuance

150cm (~4'11")

200cm (~6'6")

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

#4'11 purely for hide n seek #also so i dont have to duck down every 3 seconds

masteraqua

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

masteraqua

you know what i deserve this

masteraqua

a lot of mean things have been said about me on this post, but none of them hurt as much as this

shower-thoughts-last-responder

This websites hatemail game is insane

#as a 2005 baby i love the ao3 layout #also the FUCK do you mean im 21 now

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apatheticfluorescence

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

wintersbookofmagic

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

deslizada

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

cringepics

doffy2

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

doffy2

63

This is one of your worst posts yet man

textposttropes

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

doffy2

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

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blackshvck

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

rotundsparrow

Grace and her 3 weed smoking gfs

I was almost tempted not to reply to this because I laugh every single time I open my inbox and see it. But I need to share it with the world.

You're right. Grace and her 3 weed smoking Dimitrescu gfs.

spoopy-cactus

The way i opened my tumblr and saw this immediately after this happened on my island

#i also completely forgot i sent this ask 😭

spoopy-cactus

I LEAVE THESE BITCHES ALONE FOR A FEW HOURS WHILE IM AT WORK AND THEYRE ALL FALLING FOR THE ANXIOUS NERD

spoopy-cactus

ITS HAPPENING STAY CALM

spoopy-cactus

False alarm just her (correctly) thinking cass has a crush on her 😒

spoopy-cactus

ALCINA-

spoopy-cactus

I LITERALLY JUST MADE ADA 2 SECONDS AGO WHAT-

#i didnt know ada was into BOWs #also theres a pink bubble above dani i think its time

spoopy-cactus

I LEAVE THESE BITCHES ALONE FOR A FEW HOURS WHILE IM AT WORK AND THEYRE ALL FALLING FOR THE ANXIOUS NERD

spoopy-cactus

ITS HAPPENING STAY CALM

spoopy-cactus

False alarm just her (correctly) thinking cass has a crush on her 😒

spoopy-cactus

ALCINA-

spoopy-cactus

I LITERALLY JUST MADE ADA 2 SECONDS AGO WHAT-

#i didnt know ada was into BOWs #also theres a pink bubble above dani i think its time

eldritchqueerture

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

eldritchqueerture

CAN WE MAYCHANCE NOT 😭

clottedcreamfudge

Perbe you should have thought about the consequences before posting a linguistic banger

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uncle-beanbag-mojave

We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo

theconstitutionisgayculture

Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.

brazenautomaton

every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"

not-so-innocent-bi-sander

@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this

tikkunolamorgtfo

I just Googled the Swedish-Japanese guy in the OP, and according to this interview, his Japanese name was given to him by the master gardener he was apprenticed under:

“The family name ‘Murasame’ was given to me by my master. The given name ‘Tatsumasa’ is a combination of ‘dragon’ (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my master’s name,” says Murasame."

So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."

teaboot

Named by his superior by conventions one would apply to a super chill stray cat

jomjjeoro

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

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