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what's the Jewish equivalent of RNGesus?
Some rando on reddit said it probably evolved from RNG G-d because people used to say "pray to the RNG G-d" (hyphens are mine). Know Your Meme doesn't have any info that might substantiate that, but I guess it could still be a viable alternative.
Do you think antisemites get mad when a recipe calls for kosher salt?

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Do you think antisemites get mad when a recipe calls for kosher salt?
Does Puff the Kosher Dragon have split hooves and chew the cud or is he a kosher bird?
Isn't he a kosher dragon because he keeps kosher, not because he's kosher to eat?
sigh. Trending again. All bots, all screaming slurs. Block both. Average day on jumblr
I'm wondering if we should cut our losses and come up with a different tag. We shouldn't have to, of course, but they're not going to stop.
nobody:
EL AL security agent: "So you're going to Israel for your grandson's brit? What's the baby's name?" *innocent face*
nobody:
EL AL security agent: "So you're going to Israel for your nephew's chalakah? How old is he turning?"
nobody:
EL AL security agent: "So you're going to Israel for your grandson's brit? What's the baby's name?" *innocent face*

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Why does the Mentos watermelon dragee (from the Hebrew "rainbow" package) taste like Head & Shoulders shampoo smells?
Here, have a humorous hot "take":
Shavuos should be 7/8 days also, like Pesach and Sukkos, and for those 7/8 days one should have to eat lots of dairy every day.
(Yes, this would be bal tosif, but also it would be fun I think)
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Jumblr has an ableism problem.
Ableist language is used so frequently on Jumblr when disparaging antisemites and those who don't agree with a poster/commenter's beliefs re the i/p conflict, and that's not okay.
Whether it's intended or not, using ableist language prepetuates harmful biases about disability and mental illness, and stigmatizes already marginalized groups. (An example in this case would be "antisemite = bad â antisemite = [ableist descriptor] â person with disability/mental illness relevant to that descriptor = bad." It's obviously greatly simplified and sounds far-fetched when written out like that, but our brains could be making those connections subconsciously and we'd not even be aware of it.)
And sure, there are bigger problems re ableism, but those bigger problems take effort to combat and require large-scale change, while this doesn't take much effort.
I'm not even asking anyone to stop using this kind of language all the time (except the r-slur, do not use that.) even though that is possible (I've done it). But these types of posts/this specific situation is already so charged/emotional, let's not make it worse.
Stop saying things like "this insane/crazy take" or "these antisemitic morons" and stop using the "antisemitism/jew hate makes you stupid" tags.
Get creative. Find ways to dunk on bigots and people you disagree with, without perpetuating negative stereotypes about people with intellectual disabilities or mental illnesses. At a time when we're hurting for allies, let's be the best allies we can be to other marginalized people.
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Sherlock Holmes and the Case of Bad Jewish Representation
I recently rewatched the Elementary episode Rip Off (S03E05), and while Iâve mentioned it before in comments and reblogs about bad Jewish rep in media, itâs unfortunately worse than I remembered it being.
Iâve posted it below the cut because spoilers [for episodes S02E11, S02E18, and S03E05] and because this ended up so much longer than I expected it to be.
op, as an orthodox Jew I can say that you are SEVERELY lacking in your own knowledge.
You're so desperate to find bad rep I think you're actually being pretty unfair.
Tzeetzeet is actually a perfectly standard pronunciation for anyone who doesn't have Yiddish as a first language/in their cultural heritage. Most of the Jews in the world probably call it that, and even those who don't would recognize it
Moh-shee is an accent way of saying Moishe, which is a SUPER common, if not THE MOST COMMON Hassidish way if pronouncing the nickname for "Moshe"
His clothes aren't torn?? You can't seriously think that's done upon receiving news of a family death. It's done at the funeral, unless the funeral has to be delayed, but either way it wouldn't be done in the middle of shul after he was informed about the death
What you call "childish" Hebrew writing is actually reflective of the level achieved by many Americans (or English speakers, I should say) even after years of study, and likely looks a lot like the level of Hebrew achieved by many Tumblr users. An orthodox man probably wouldn't need to use vowels, but how about you cool it with making fun of people's handwriting?
I am currently taking a break from shabbat prep, when I saw this insipid post, and the prep happened to be because we're having a Hassidish family over, and the dad wears his kippa on the back of his head. Shall I inform him (the son of a rebbe, actually), that he's wearing his kippa wrong for your liking?
Of course it's the wrong type of shul. What Hassidic community would allow them to film in an active synagogue?
Amit is a modern Hebrew name. If the character is meant to be Jewish, the point they're making is that Moshe hired outside his community, which is worth mentioning
I'm not saying I love the smuggling Jew as the primary representation, but you're so off base with many of the "faults" you're finding, it utterly detracts from whatever validity your point actually has.
I grew up Orthodox, yeshivish actually, which you would have found out if youâd taken a breath between reading and rage-responding.
I am fully aware of non-Ashkenazi pronunciation. This was not Tzeetzeet, which youâd known if youâd actually read my post properly. It was zeetzeet. Like ××ת֟ ××ת֟, which will never be accurate.
Also not read properly. Not Moishy, which is the yeshivish and sometimes chassidish way but Moh-she. Like ×× ×Š××. That will also never be accurate.
Various sources say ideally one should tear kriyah immediately or as soon as possible after the person dies or one hears about it.
Youâre right. I didnât consider that there are people on Tumblr who havenât been writing Hebrew since they were in preschool. And I apologize for insulting their writing. But it doesnât change the fact that the character mixed print and script Hebrew, which is never done by someone who grew up writing Hebrew unless they are, in fact, a child and still learning.
Please extend my apologies to that one chassidish man who wears his yarmulke on the back of his head. My point is, this isn't how the average chassidish Jew looks. That's ideally what directors should be portraying unless they're making a point of the character specifically not being average. Which isn't the case with that character.
It wouldnât have had to be a chassidish shul. Wikipedia says many of the interiors were shot in Queens. Iâm sure there are shuls in Queens that look closer to what a chassidish shul might look like and would allow a filming crew. I could look on Google Maps if you need proof. Even a basement filled with Judaica could look more like a chassidish shul than this. No aron kodesh shots are necessary. In fact, they didnât even need to film in the main sanctuary, it could have been in an office or an office-type library. Just take a shot of a shul exterior and boom weâre in a shul. Movie magic.
You donât actually think that anyone in Hollywood knows the difference between different types of Jews, do you? Because they donât. Jews are Jews to them. They wouldnât think that a chassidish man hiring someone with a modern Hebrew name might be noteworthy. (Which, for the record, I donât think it is, at least not in a location outside of a chassidish community.) And I donât think Moshe hiring a non-Jew is worth mentioning actually. Because itâs praised, and therefore one might automatically assume that itâs not the norm, leading one to think that Jews as a general rule do not hire outside of their community, which in the US is illegal. Whether or not itâs actually being done in real life like that, letâs not encourage people to think Jews are committing crimes, yeah?
I think you were so determined to give a critical reading of my post that you didnât consider that you might not actually be right on some of these points you so sanctimoniously âcorrectedâ me.
Salt and pepper kugel is the best noodle kugel. People should make it more instead of that sweet nonsense
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Cold Yerushalmi kugel beats any other noodle kugel, every time.
That being said, potato kugel is still the goat.