‘Sup Hoes

someone on twitter has compiled a google doc of 550+ petitions to sign! if you’ve signed a bunch and keep opening ones you’ve already signed, scroll to the bottom and work your way up!!

The real joke is that she’s the one finding it, not the government.

She purposely does this, y’all. I have been fascinated by her for years and she has purposely crafted this and people reacting like this is her intention. She is a master. Like, how many country artists can get away with openly being a queer ally and funding AIDS research and COVID research and all this other stuff and yet still I defy you to find a person–no matter how conservative–who will say anything worse than ‘she’s trashy’ to you–but it can’t even insult her because she says she’s trashy!! She is so good at this y’all. A master at the whole concept of reclaiming and owning one’s image. All hail Dolly.

An American icon. A hero.

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

listen I don’t “like” things, I either read a book/watch a show and forget 0.2 secs later or change my entire lifestyle based on what it was until I find something new

I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

You’re not here to entertain anybody

wow you’re right

in other news trump is sending out a survey… yall know what to do

@so-what-if-im-crazy

you guys know what to do

youd be even more badass bruv

he’s not even trying to cover up his own propaganda wtf how is this man real

never thought i’d see the day when tumblr commits a 4chan raid but on god i’m here for it

not to be a raging communist but I think every human being should have the right to expect a dignified life free from the fear of poverty, starvation, and homelessness

My guess is that they’re trying to pass this kind of stuff while the country is distracted and focused on other things??? Don’t let up on the current movement at hand, but please give this the attention it needs to be stopped

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory