Always Glue That Smile On!

The other player pretends that they know their food is poisoned, but must feign ignorance and try to come up with subtle excuses not to eat/drink it without seeming rude or directly confronting the other about the attempted kinslaying.

“Goodnight Father,” I’ll tell him (because Father with a capital F is the most sinister and threatening thing you can call your dad). “I hope you sleep well tonight. Very well. It would be a shame if something… disturbed you.“ In response, he’ll make an offhand remark about needing to Google the upper age limit for sudden infant death syndrome, or he’ll bring up my “inheritance” and the possibility that he might have worthy bastard children somewhere. 

Moon Moon

“IT’S TRANSPARENT”

mishapocalypse

that time the color of the website changed from one shade of blue to a slightly darker shade of blue

supernatural fandom having a gif for everything

the Great Skeleton War

“can you make that ask reblogable?”

the onceler fandom

people unironically calling David Karp “daddy”

“yahoo paid $1 billion for this”

the moreos guy

do you love the color of the sky?

“WHAT IS AIR”

when people were fighting over that gif of a bird falling in a chocolate fountain and people thought it was real and the bird died but it was actually a fake bird

“what if tumblr was a school?”

the superwholock fandom

hipster vs. fandom blogs

like seriously, there was so much hatred between hipster and fandom blogs and now hipster blogs are basically aesthetic blogs

John Green

tumblr user pizza

“I always follow back”

fanmail instead of a messaging system

reaction gifs

“I like your shoelaces”

“Thanks, I stole them for the President”

gif vs. jif

“I CAN’T, I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN”

people HATED Miranda Cosgrove

and Nicolas Cage