i hope evil takes mastercard

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing