A Certified Disaster™

idk which transgender bitch needs to hear this but u are better than everyone else

the introverted urge to find 1 person you feel comfortable with and do literally everything with them

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

hi do u mind if i want u extremely bad

Bruh what if we lived together 😳😳😳and had a garden😳😳😳😳

sometimes a bitch jus want a love letter u know

if you kidnap a tgirl you have to make sure she doesn't feel guilty for being dependent on you okay?

you only like me because I'm likeable despite all evidence towards the contrary.

you only like me because I'm nice and sweet and adorable and cute. freak. pervert.

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I get $250,000 me and all my homies getting top surgery

MILF (mutual I’d like to friend)