A Certified Disaster™

im the princess and you like me

My secret to posting good is that I desperately seek approval from a small number of girls on here that I’ve never spoken to.

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

please be nice to me unless you’re being mean in a hot way

The great thing about Sailor Moon is you really can make any ship work.

They can make any ship work, and that’s why they’re sailors.

Goddamn it that's pretty clever

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

Shimigami eyes should add a feature where you can label someone pink for girls who dont realize they're girls yet. It would make the extension worse and almost certainly cause more drama

We are crowd sourcing her gender

“Hey, did you know you’re rated Egg on shinigami eyes?”

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

“my pretty girl” raw. next question.