A Certified Disaster™

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

it's so atrocious how im into nerds. oh ur infodumping? fucking. dump a load inside while ur at it.

okay hiiii i was emesissy and briefly neotenousoxide! please reblog to help me find friends :3!

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

aggression cuteness is where your aggression is cuteness

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault