Hi, Sunshine☀️

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

thats very interesting chris

thanks one time she had a spiritual awakening or something and texted my mom 100 times in a single hour and then completely forgot about it the next week

my mom went to a funeral for her own aunt (rip i didnt know her) and my aunt lori was there and the first thing she said to my mom was “I Wanna Talk To My Nephews” and my mom said “Hi Lori, how are you”. anyway my mom asked if i wanted to give her my phone number and i told her “yeah lemme get a burner phone number in case she finds out i hate her too tho. this oughta be good”

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.