dyke up or die

NOTHING is tastier to me than edward dating jopson and sol dating either armitage or hickey and literally everyone in the scenario is bitter and jealous and insecure and they all low key hate each other because of it

tommy and edward one sided beef and it’s all based around sol. because from tommy’s perspective edward is this whiney little posh boy who always has something to be depressed about even though his life is perfect, he’s pinterest-board pretty and even though he doesn’t know it, people like him. there’s an awkward but endearing charm to him, the kind you can’t fake or imitate, and he holds an effortless grip over sol without even seeming to realise it. sol and edward go way back, they’ve loved each other since the day they met and they’ll go to the grave loving each other in ways there aren’t even words for. edward is the first person sol chose and tommy hates it because he completely understands why. and in many ways he sees himself in edward, a quiet, solemn, dark-eyed doormat of a man scared of the sound of his own voice. if tommy had gotten there ten years earlier then there’s every chance that sol would’ve chosen tommy instead. and i think that is beautiful 😁

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone