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McKay: Alright, enough chit chat everybody. Get back to work.

Ogilvie: You’re not our boss.

McKay: What did you say to me?

Ogilvie: ...Ma’am.

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John, cooking: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil.

Frank, hugging him from behind: Oh.

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Trinity: Dennis found out he could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing.

Trinity: But he doesn't know they should say things like 'kick me', so they all just have smiley faces on them.

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Santos: A lot of people have this dream of dying in their old age, passing away in their sleep, very peacefully

Whitaker: Yeah

Santos: What a basic bitch death

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Frank: I missed you, babe!

John: I was only gone a few hours.

Frank: You were gone for three and a half hours. The first two and a half were terrible, and then I just went numb.

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Santos: Are we going to see the warrior unicorns at the zoo?

Robby: The what now?

Whitaker: She means the rhinos.

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Shen: You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad?

Robby: technically you aren't wrong with that number but I just hate it

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Robby: HR says I'm no longer allowed to answer the phone with "for fuck sake, what now?"

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Robby: No, Gloria won’t let me answer the phones, she’s afraid we’ll get a lawsuit against us since i can’t keep my mouth shut.

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Langdon: Isn't surgery just stabbing someone to life?

Garcia: Please never become a surgeon

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Donnie: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?

Langdon: They do.

Robby: ...why do you sound so sure about that?

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Langdon: You can’t expect everyone to like you. You’re not Mel

Santos: Not everybody likes her

Langdon: Who doesn’t like her?

Langdon: Give me their names

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Langdon: I heard you were talking shit about me?

Santos: Do you wanna hear it again or did you get everything.

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Joy, about Ogilvie: If you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like brightly colored frogs

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Joy: I'm not rude, I just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.

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Frank: If I fall…

John: I’ll be there to catch you.

Robby: *looks at Jack* What if I fall?

Jack: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Trinity: *watches these two interactions*

Trinity, to Yolanda: And if I fall?

Yolanda: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Donnie: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?

Jesse: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though... I don't know.

Donnie: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts.

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Langdon: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Santos: I’m pretending that you’re in jail.

Langdon: Why?

Santos: It’s healing for me.

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Frank: I’m Bisexual and confused.

Frank: Not at the fact that I’m a Bisexual, I just never know what the FUCK is going on.

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Trinity: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.

Dennis: So, you’re not going to share?

Trinity: I’m not going to share.

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Al-Hashimi: Dr. Langdon, what is all this yelling about?

Langdon: Oh nothing, just confronting the asshole that ruined my life

Al-Hashimi: …Langdon, that is a mirror.

Langdon: Yes, your point?

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Joy: I have a perfect memory, name one time I forgot anything. Ever.

Ogilvie: You left me in a parking lot 3 days ago

Joy: I did that on purpose, try again

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Frank: Rule number one, I do the dishes because I like playing in the water. Rule number two, John does the cooking because I'm not allowed to touch the stove.

—–—–—

Frank: *tearing up because he stubbed his toe*

Yolanda: i thought you had a high pain tolerance

Frank: well yeah, but i never said that i wasn’t melodramatic

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Javidi: aw, i love this love-hate relationship you guys have going on

Whitaker: it’s not a really a thing. it’s more like i’m nice and Trinity bully’s me

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Langdon: do you want the center brownie or the crust one?

Al-Hashimi: doesn’t matter, they’re all the same

Langdon: EXCUSE ME?

Santos: WHAT?

Donnie: i’m sorry, WHAT’D YOU JUST SAY?

Abbot: you did not just say that

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Shen: hey what are you doing later?

Ellis: sleeping.

Shen: no like, after lunch

Ellis: ... sleeping.

Shen: okay fine, after sleeping what are you doing?

Like just fandom wise, they can both be seen as in love or brothers or father & son or just the canon mentor/mentee

and then there's canon which is just crazy cause both Anakin and Langdon "betrayed" the "good side" and both Obi-wan and Robby took that personally in a way

I also just realized that both Obi-wan's and Robby's mentors died like just as Anakin and Langdon got there which is another crazy parallel

there are probably a lot more similarities that I can't think of at the moment

Robby: Today I realised I'm old.

Jack: What happened?

Robby: I fell in the hall and instead of laughing, Frank came running to see if I was ok.

Jack:

Robby: I saw fear in his eyes.

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*Frank shows up at Rabbot’s house*

Frank: i’ve made a terrible mistake

Robby: given your entire life experience, i’m gonna need you to be more specific

Frank: i kissed john

Robby:

Frank: are you gonna say anything?

Robby: ..i owe Dana so much money

Frank: ugh what do i do?

Jack: well what did he say after you kissed him

Frank: i don’t know

Robby: you don’t remember?

Frank: no, i kissed him then panicked and ran away so now i’m here

Jack: you didn’t even let him process, you just bolted?

Frank: i panicked!

*loud banging on rabbot’s door*

Robby, sarcastic: gee, i wonder who that could be

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John: have you told anyone we’re dating?

Frank: yes, John, i have no self control and told the whole Pitt we’re secretly dating

John: okay, no need for the sarcasm

Frank: no, seriously. i have no self control and i told the whole Pitt we’re secretly dating

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Frank: what’s your type?

John: kind, brunette, dumb, good sense of humor.

Frank: that sounds kind of like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.

John: did I mention dumb?

Frank: yes.

John: okay just making sure.

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Frank: Sometimes I don’t notice an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and everyone’s staring at me weird.

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Frank, slams adoption papers on Robby’s dining table: Adopt me.

Robby, slams complete adoption papers back: already have

Frank: What? When?

Jack: your first day at the Pitt

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Trinity: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Dennis: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Frank: Hi John, I'm back.

John: Where the hell were you? You've been gone for 12 hours!

Frank: Ok, so I went on my run right? Then I got a little kidnapped on the way back.

John: What the hell, are you ok?!

Frank: Yeah, I'm just mad they didn't even give me water so when I escaped I was hungry, and I stopped to buy us dinner. Here's your hamburger and onion rings.

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Frank: I’d literally take a bullet for you.

John: You’re suicidal, that means nothing.

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Robby, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

Frank: Blue flavor!

Robby: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

Frank: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Robby: Blue is not a flavor!

Frank: BLUE FLAVOR!

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Mel: What does 'take out' mean?

Frank: Food.

Dennis: Dating

Joy: Murder

Trinity: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Patient: How many kids do you have?

Robby: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Robby: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Frank: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Mel: I personally was created in a lab.

Trinity: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Robby: Well please don’t let the kids do anything stupid…

Jack: Stupid by my standards or yours?

Robby:

Robby: Stupid by Dana's standards.

Jack: Smart. They will live longer.

—–—–—

Robby: What's on your mind?

Frank, who has been staring into space for an hour: I wonder if I've bought milk from the same cow twice.

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Ellis: Langdon's eyes are blue right?

Shen: They are blue and they get these green rims when the light hits them just right.

Ellis: And when was the last time he smiled?

Shen: Last night when I said something that made him laugh.

Ellis: Right and when's my birthday?

Shen:

Ellis: When's my birthday, Shen?